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Boomer Roll

Expensive toilet paper that can only be purchased by the most affluent in society.
Husband: The bog roll at your parent’s house is so soft and luxurious, it feels like I’m wiping my arse with a kitten.

Wife: Yeah. They only buy Boomer Roll.
by Smell the Glove April 2, 2024
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rolling bolt

Rolling bolt is a defense technique used by obese (healthy) queens when they feel threatened. They lay down on the ground, and roll as fast as they can to flatten us skinny people.
Pajeet: omg look at that skinny woman

Parag: yeah, she looks like she'll make a good target for my rolling bolt
by karenlondon69 December 30, 2021
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dutch fudge roll

the sexual act in which one partner defecates on the others chest and then pulls the bed sheets over their head.
since i gave jackie a dutch fudge roll i can't look her in the eye.
by big shark September 6, 2010
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roll my sea

(Idiom) To create a favourable situation for one's ultimate goal. Originally from the idea of creating waves in the sea, in order to be able to surf on it.
"I shall roll my sea with the director, hopefully I can get those holidays I wanted"
"Are you trying to roll your sea by getting me drunk?"
"I rolled my sea with revision and packing so I can actually go out tomorrow despite having an exam Friday and going on holidays straight after"
by evilbleh May 30, 2017
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Self-defensive Eye roll

A self-defensive eye roll: a justified rolling of the eye, after another person has rolled their eyes at you.
1: don’t roll your eyes at me
2: you did it first it’s a self-defensive eye roll
3: okay fine that’s true
by lilDICKtionary March 27, 2020
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Chili Roll

Finally got my lil Chili Roll from dog. He been delinquent for a min.
by Mookboyfym August 7, 2022
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