quit tryn me

a person thts keeps tryna get on ur level or making jokes tht aint even funny to u and they playin 2 damn much, bassically when some1 tryna push ur buttons

example1 person1: nigga u gay

person2: nigga quit tryn me

example2 person1:(watchin some tv)

person2:(turns up radio over tv on purpose

and dont giva damn)

person1:this nigga really tryin me

by dream1288 November 22, 2011

Make Me Squirt

Used in conjunction with the release of fluids from the body. May be sexual or non sexual in connotation.

Oh yea daddy that’s it. You are hittin my spot. You are gonna make me squirt (eyes roll back into head as the pounding continues).

Let’s grab some Taco Bell on the way home from the bar. No I can’t braaaahhh. That shits gonna make me squirt with all this booze in me.

Pull over at that gas station. All this coffee about to make me squirt.

by Dick Onchin November 29, 2020

Call me Kevin

That guy that you see everyday yet have never met

I think call me Kevin lives in my phone

by Blameitonjake April 7, 2021

I Got it on me

I got the cannon on me.
(Gun, cannon, ratchet, tool, strap, pistol)

If that fool act up tonight I got it on me. Ima blast that fool.

by The guy that got it on him. May 24, 2022

Are you putting me on?

An expression used in order to convey incredulity, disbelief, or even surprise.

Synonyms:
Are you kidding me?
Are you pulling my leg?

A: Jacob called me yesterday saying that he won the lottery!
B: Are you putting me on?

by IbisRedibis August 1, 2011

Me, Myself & Irene

Proof that the movie industry still views some disabilities as fair game.

If Me, Myself & Irene had poked fun of a person in a wheelchair instead of one with a mental disorder, the cinemas wouldn't have dared to show it.

by Downstrike October 5, 2004

Fuck me sideways

An expression of shock or surprise at a given situation

Fuck me sideways, its cold outside today

by Montespan July 12, 2011