Man Mittens

When you have so much BBQ sauce on your fingers from eating ribs, you have to grab things like your cup with the palms of your hands.

Hey man, these ribs are so good but I have to use my man mittens to pick up my drink!

by monkman180 April 9, 2011

Disney man

Someone who is posh or speaks posh, but begs slang and is an absolute Bitch!

DM: You are so irritating you nitty person! Friend: I beg you shutup, u Disney man..

by tes95 April 16, 2011

man garden

A polite way of referring to a man's sexual region.

His shorts are way too small- I can see his man garden when he sits down!

by Pamann December 12, 2010

Brittle Man

A self-proclaimed superhero from inner-city Frankfurt whose only superpower is the ability to break into many pieces upon contact with ANYTHING.
(He has yet to win his first confrontation with his arch-nemesis, The Green Lantern.)

Brittle Man: I have come to break.....you.

by rock'n sock'em boppers July 24, 2010

man jollies

The testicular area, and/or the testicles.

God damn, my man jollies itch.

You've got some nice man jollies there, bob.

by Ethan Itzkow August 11, 2005

man-sturizer

man + moisturizer. A face product marketed to manly men and metrosexuals who want to moisturize their face while still maintaining a modicum of their masculinity.

A: Your face looks so smooth and glowing, Bruno!
B: Oh, Thanks! My man-sturizer has been working wonders!

by drew7667 July 13, 2007

man-warmth

The residual thermal glow (usually in a vinyl-covered seat) felt by a man who sits in a seat recently occupied by another man.

I thought it fortunate to land a seat on the Metro train, but because it was crowded, I couldn't allow for a cool-down so I had to endure the man-warmth of the dude who had been sitting there.

by machBailz May 18, 2007