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bear in the dumpster

When you have a huge turd stuck in your anus and it's raring to explode out.
Dude, I just ate some cheese, a slice of cake, and a shishito pepper. There's a huge bear in the dumpster right now.
by anonymous July 27, 2024
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Gummy Bear

When a toothless prostitute gives you a blowjob
Hey, I'm going to get a gummy bear later tonight, do you wanna join?
by Gabby 6969 December 22, 2018
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crissy bear

Something that you call your hot chocolate friend christain while he's committing cock and ball torture
"Hey Chrissy bear!"

" why the fuck did you call me crissy bear?"

" I can see that you are committing cock and ball torture... need some help?"

"What the fuck"
by The Mlolm April 28, 2022
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Bear Bollinger

male person that is usually tall and scratches back using a tree
Bear Bollinger is a male person that is usually tall and scratches back using a tree.
by Bear is kool May 3, 2018
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Rizzly Bear

That dude Isaiah pulls, he’s is the one and only Rizzly Bear
by TherealMichaelJackson September 27, 2023
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Bear Rinehart

William S. 'Bear' Rinehart is "the perfect man" Only rivaled in perfection by his brother, Bo Rinehart. Bear is the lead singer in the best band in the world NEEDTOBREATHE. He posses the most powerful, most incredible voice you will ever hear. His voice can melt hearts and patch up souls and maybe one day bring about world peace. He also plays several instruments including guitar, harmonica and piano and writes some of the most real songs you'll ever hear.
Bear is a friendly, introverted dude who tries his best to make you feel special, but just being in his presence gets you high for at least four months anyways.
Bear Rinehart loves people. He not only supports charities that are providing sustainable healthcare to third world countries, but he goes to these places himself and plays a large part in organizing impactful events to support said cause.
Third, William Stanley "Bear" Rinehart III is gorgeous. He's drop dead gorgeous. He was a star football player but now he's basically a model. He has a perfect sense of style and looks amazing in any lighting or setting. He's a total rock star and the image of masculine beauty.
Ariel: "Gurl, all the girls in our friend group are married or at least dating someone. When are you going to find anyone? Zach's brother is-"
Jae: "Queen, I've told you a thousand times. Now that I know Bear RInehart exists there's never going to be anyone for me. He's set my standards too high and now everyone else is just meh in comparison. I'm good tho. Thanks."
by Darlin who'll talk to ya October 21, 2018
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Poke the Bear

The action of provoking and annoying one's father to become angry and irritated
(CHANT) "POKE THE BEAR... POKE THE BEAR... POKE THE BEAR"
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"Don't poke the bear!"
by funguslordlaw December 3, 2021
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