Shoot me in the face

When someone is doing/saying something that is killing you and you want to get it over with you could use the term ‘shoot me in the face’. This is because when one is shot in the face they don’t feel any pain they simply die :(

You: *Cleans room*
Mom: *Walks in room, finds one sock*
Mom: Why is your room so dirty?
You: (Probably not out loud if you don’t want ur ass whooped) Shoot me in the face.

by Bobthemotherfuckinbuilder July 19, 2018

I Got it on me

I got the cannon on me.
(Gun, cannon, ratchet, tool, strap, pistol)

If that fool act up tonight I got it on me. Ima blast that fool.

by The guy that got it on him. May 24, 2022

Call me Kevin

That guy that you see everyday yet have never met

I think call me Kevin lives in my phone

by Blameitonjake April 7, 2021

Play me better

a synonym for whatever.

(girl one)You smell like fish
(girl two)play me better

by Nikki December 3, 2003

Are you putting me on?

An expression used in order to convey incredulity, disbelief, or even surprise.

Synonyms:
Are you kidding me?
Are you pulling my leg?

A: Jacob called me yesterday saying that he won the lottery!
B: Are you putting me on?

by IbisRedibis August 1, 2011

Me, Myself & Irene

Proof that the movie industry still views some disabilities as fair game.

If Me, Myself & Irene had poked fun of a person in a wheelchair instead of one with a mental disorder, the cinemas wouldn't have dared to show it.

by Downstrike October 5, 2004

Fuck me sideways

An expression of shock or surprise at a given situation

Fuck me sideways, its cold outside today

by Montespan July 12, 2011