"hey dude want to play with my douche flute?"
or
"yo look at dose douche flute they so awesome, maybe we can play with one another's douche flute"
or
"yo look at dose douche flute they so awesome, maybe we can play with one another's douche flute"
by pissinonmyass July 8, 2019

Very similar to a Cheeky Dick Waffle, but leaning more toward 'douche bag' or 'needs to be punched in the throat' than 'clever'.
Westborough Baptist Church supporter: "Well, I think those children needed to die. It's a SIGN FROM G-
Random guy in the back of room: Oh, shut your whore mouth, you snazzy douche muffin. No one asked for your opinion.
Random guy in the back of room: Oh, shut your whore mouth, you snazzy douche muffin. No one asked for your opinion.
by Leyulf September 30, 2013

(adj.) classification applied to a person, or group of persons, who intentionally exhibit behaviors and/or make statements without care for others. Several divisions of the "douche" exist. 1. Selfish douches, who act and speak with only concern for their own needs, desires, and wants; 2. Righteous douches, who believe their actions are sanctioned by a higher power; and 3. Retributive douches, who purposely act in such a way to inconvenience selfish and/or righteous douches.
That guy who parked in two spaces is a douche!
Yes, but that guy who parked 3 inches away from the two space parker's driver's side door is my kind of douche!
Yes, but that guy who parked 3 inches away from the two space parker's driver's side door is my kind of douche!
by jewellstudent February 28, 2014

noun referring to female genitalia; hole into which one shoots douche.
also noun; a miserable female boss who hasn't gotten laid in years, she has huge hips, an enormous ass, horrible hair, tacky blue eye liner and terrible clothing.
also noun; a miserable female boss who hasn't gotten laid in years, she has huge hips, an enormous ass, horrible hair, tacky blue eye liner and terrible clothing.
by two skinnyc's May 26, 2011

A bloated sausage chewing wine.o, whose generally a complete asshole, whose socially unacceptable and has no regard for other human beings. A dick, or shit for brains.
by larryu July 19, 2016

by Ploopyschmoopy October 2, 2025

troy: rey have you douche plunge alexis?
rey: yeah, man and she queefed in my face.
troy: eww, that is nasty.
rey: yeah, man and she queefed in my face.
troy: eww, that is nasty.
by kennipat March 7, 2009
