dick faced

The result of a party foul, i.e. passing out with your shoes on. Dick facing is the writing or drawing mainly on somebodies face, but also applies to the rest of their body, with a permanent marker, including but not limitied to, a large penis drawn strategically next to the mouth or pointint towards the ass, writing "I love penis(semen, cum, dick etc...)"

"Dude the new kid passed out in the closet so we all dick faced him...too bad he has a job interview in about an hour:"

by Eskimo November 26, 2007

kick dicks in

To dominate so thoroughly as to metaphorically kick in multiple dicks to the point of inversion.

Oh bitch, I kick dicks in!

by Abio del Spoon April 16, 2008

Runt Dick

(Noun)Used mostly as a derogatory slur for a man with small penis. Often used for the smallest "member" in a locker room or boot camp shower.

"There goes Pvt. Runt Dick!"

"Steve is the teams runt dick freshman this year."

by Nubb'n December 17, 2008

goat dick

Anything that is less than desirable. Such as a bad situation, or any sort of quandary. Anything also pertaining to dirty foot bitches. Can be abbreviated as GD.

Yo, it's cold as a goat dick outside.

by dfb299 January 20, 2013

ripping dicks

A colloquial phrase used by surfers to describe radical maneuvers and explosive surfing.

Did you see those airs Mike busted today, he was ripping dicks out there!

by GBanger33 February 21, 2011

Dick Kiss

When two dudes are sword-fighting and when they are both about to CUM they touch dickheads, simulating kissing. Then the man mess ensues.

"Yo, bro that dude across the bar is checkin you out. I think he is lookin' to Dick Kiss with you!"

by Corey O'Connor April 22, 2007

Schrödinger's Dick

The name of the famous thought experiment commonly used in the explanation of Quantum Mechanics; Schrödinger's Dick touches on the fundamentals of dual states of matter, and their effects on a macroscopic system.

Schrödinger's Dick outlines a scenario where, since both the position and velocity of a dick cannot be known, it is said to be in a state of both cumming and not cumming whilst receiving fellatio.

"Aww shit baby, I thought I was going to cum... damn you, Schrödinger's Dick!",

Viagra, Cialis and Levitra are all medications that treat ED via the onset of Schrödinger's Dick.

by endos127 July 21, 2009