Dick wedgie

When a males penis is pushed up against the inside of your underwear usually suggesting tight pants and or a tight belt.

You see bob over there he's been picking at the front of his pants all night. He definitly has adick wedgie

by jajajajajajajjaj May 19, 2011

diesil dick

A term used by morons that don't know how to spell DIESEL. (LMC)
diesil dick is the stiffie that dumb people get from pumping GAS into a diesel FUELED vehicle.

LMC is a retard that can't spell "Diesel".
diesil dick is the improper spelling of "Diesel dick"

by Diesel-power April 25, 2006

pickled dick

a wiener thats been bottled/marinating in STD juice. Guys who sleep around with a lot of girls are usually associated with one of these.

That dude? No way! He did Amy. He's got a pickled dick.

by smartypants678 March 29, 2007

dick faced

The result of a party foul, i.e. passing out with your shoes on. Dick facing is the writing or drawing mainly on somebodies face, but also applies to the rest of their body, with a permanent marker, including but not limitied to, a large penis drawn strategically next to the mouth or pointint towards the ass, writing "I love penis(semen, cum, dick etc...)"

"Dude the new kid passed out in the closet so we all dick faced him...too bad he has a job interview in about an hour:"

by Eskimo November 26, 2007

kick dicks in

To dominate so thoroughly as to metaphorically kick in multiple dicks to the point of inversion.

Oh bitch, I kick dicks in!

by Abio del Spoon April 16, 2008

Runt Dick

(Noun)Used mostly as a derogatory slur for a man with small penis. Often used for the smallest "member" in a locker room or boot camp shower.

"There goes Pvt. Runt Dick!"

"Steve is the teams runt dick freshman this year."

by Nubb'n December 17, 2008

goat dick

Anything that is less than desirable. Such as a bad situation, or any sort of quandary. Anything also pertaining to dirty foot bitches. Can be abbreviated as GD.

Yo, it's cold as a goat dick outside.

by dfb299 January 20, 2013