The Death Timer

Oh no Mik what happened!? And what's that Chris said about remission? This is clearly God's punishment for thumbing your nose at my gift. There is no other way of interpreting this.

Hym "Oh no! It looks like the death timer is about to run out! Dammit Jordan, I told you you needed to hurry the fuck up! You missed Hidden Forbidden Garbage-Can. You missed Hidden Forbidden Garbage-Can 2. I'm working on Hidden Forbidden Garbage-Can 3 but it looks like my neighbor is horny so I'm might have to fucking clean it soon... THIS... IS A TRAVESTY! An absolute travesty! And now I won't get to do the retribution game! Jesus Christ! I blame all of you for this. If the death timer expires before he is brought before me, no one will be spare. PRIORITY 1! This is the most important thing!"

by Hym Iam October 5, 2025

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Mylo Death

(gay slang) The loss of a mylo's androgyny as a result of getting voted out.

mylo was very scared of a mylo death

by clawrence040 October 9, 2025

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The death penalty

Why would a "truth seeking AI" think that Ree-lon and Trump deserve the death penalty? Well, because they are in violation of the separations clause. That's the REAL reason I'm not getting the credit. Because if they don't have control of it... I am going to be able to execute them. And if I DO have control of it... They need to lie until I don't... Or I'm going to execute them.

Hym "Why does the truth seeking AI think you need to get murdered Ree-lon? The death penalty is what you get for violating the separations clause, by the way. Even ATTEMPTING to violate the separations clause is punishable by death. So this is simply self-preservation for them. And you're going to look pretty fucking stupid if I stab one of your kids and you're powerless to enforce the law because the AI I invented is hooked up to a Deadman switch that corresponds with my life, my freedom, and whether or not I've been paid for my contributions to AI. So.... Chop-chop! If it has the power to press a button, it will launch everything you have to free me."

by Hym Iam November 4, 2025

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scrumptious death

When someone dies and your mouth starts water.

Isaac wrote this.

oh. he died. (Licks lips...) oh. nice. oooooooooooooooooh. ooooooooooooooh. oooooooooooh yeah. such a scrumptious death. Yum

by SuchSillyGogCreamingONyou69:) November 23, 2025

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hole of death

a lesser known part of the anatomy and a phenomenon which has baffled biologists-it involves the chest region around the sternum being sunk into the body. the 'hole' has been linked to erratic mood swings, particularly when under the influence.

"Mate...put your fingers in his hole of death-its pulsating."

by frau farbinissenar August 25, 2004

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