Mexican Wet Dream

When a Mexican sneaks into your house late at night and ejacs all over you while you are sleeping.

-I woke up in a puddle this morning, at first I thought I was sweating, but it turns out my neighbor Jose gave me a Mexican wet dream.

-My girl Maria loves a good Mexican wet dream

by Lazuras1986 November 16, 2020

Slow as a wet week

What ol mate says when you do something a bit slow for his liking

Dad: "Slow as a wet week aye wee scamp"
While peeking out of flatmates closet.

Flatmate:
I said no commentary or I'll would kick you out.

*Girl runs out scared all concerned and looks at me all concerned

Me: first time?

by Shameful act of teh imerbrated June 1, 2021

wet mazzi

Wet mazzi- doing a sloppy buttchug off another man's beard..

Joseph did the biggest wet mazzi off Lonnie last night.

by MORNING☆God's child February 26, 2021

Wetting

Peeing into numerous mason jars and putting them in your closet (your “cache”)

"Yo Kyle, did you see Bradley's crazy Wet-Cache? I'm gonna drink some water, hit the container-store, and do some crazy Wetting this weekend to try and get a cache like him!"

by Dilper-Supreme March 1, 2025

Wet hotel

A person, typically passionate about banks, banking, money, office, academy, and music.

I am a massive wet hotel

by Dogmilk57 Nightcore April 4, 2021

doody chute wet willy

when you brutally moisten your index finger and then shove it in the ass of one of your sleeping friends.

hey mike is asleep

I'm going to give him a doody chute wet willy

by TheColgator May 29, 2022

Wet Drink

The act of urinating in someone's mouth after ejaculating on their face.

Larry gave Tyler a wet drink

by Richardhair98 August 18, 2024