That wets my socks

Used to express exasperation at something. Because everyone hates getting their socks wet.

"Your dog peed on your shoes again."

"Well, that wets my socks."

by Ubeenbamboozledson March 11, 2023

Wet Brit

A term coined for a snarky action, most commenly used during a sporting event.

Not bad Patrick, you hit that drive off the toe a little bit. It's going to run like a wet brit though.

by Jabari 101 November 2, 2020

wet the spread

To urinate on someone else's front lawn. Generaly done while standing on the front porch or steps.

Dude, I had to tap a kidney but someone left a bowl winder in the loo so I went out on her porch and wet the spread.

by chickenbeak October 22, 2010

wet wonderland

Similar to a wet willy but using vag juice instead of saliva

Shiniqua was two-knuckles deep when Jamal told her she smelled like her sister....she gave him a wet wonderland for that.

by 2ballsdeep November 14, 2009

Wet Train

It's like the titanic, but wet.

That man is such a wet Train.

by homiegeorgeman September 3, 2021

mrs fatty wet pussy

mrs fatty wet pussy is self explanatory it describes a person with a huge fat kattt!!!

damn she bhad that’s mrs fatty wet pussy right there

by mrsfattywettt November 21, 2023

Wet hotel

A person, typically passionate about banks, banking, money, office, academy, and music.

I am a massive wet hotel

by Dogmilk57 Nightcore April 4, 2021