Jacob A. Z <3

The love of my life! Best man i’ve ever met, in character, emotional depth, and soul. Jacob, you know how to love me. I am eternally glad I met you and in every life i’d do it over and over again. Thank you for choosing me to be yours, it is truly an honor.

“Jacob A. Z <3? Oh i know him, he is the love of Maggie’s life!”

by Maggie May <3 November 7, 2025

Weirdmageddon 3: Take Back The Falls

the series finale of the American animated television series Gravity Falls, which was created by Alex Hirsch.

Weirdmageddon 3: Take Back The Falls was first broadcast on February 15, 2016, on Disney XD, and was watched by 2.47 million households in the United States.

by SPrice1980 May 9, 2023

I <3 milfs

Adi's obsession with milfs that is very much unhealthy but they do not care-

I <3 milfs is simply a phrase that means someone has mommy issues basically/j

by s1mp4c0lgate March 9, 2022

EA. Skate 3.

A game that people play because they cant skate on a goddamn skateboard.

Jake Paul:can you do darkcatch EA. Skate 3. oooohhhhohhh????

Me: Go fuck yourself

by yeetrhewios;l ,r September 24, 2020

john smith 3:15

“thou shall not dirty dance in da streets”

my dance friends were reciting the bible verse john smith 3:15 to me yesterday

by Johnny Smith 315 October 1, 2019

acoustic #3

the best goo goo dolls song literally ever. off of their album "Dizzy up the Girl".

fat ugly fuck: "Whats your favorite GGD song? Mine's Iris."
Skinny Beautiful Woman "Acoustic #3 you dumb fat cunt."

by diverwerk June 27, 2024

National 5’6 3/4 Jizz on Day

On October 19th, if you are 5’6 3/4 then prepared to get came on! Preferably in the mouth. Gang bangs are allowed and recommended. So watch out!

National 5’6 3/4 Jizz on Day :
Friend: “It’s the 19th of October, open wide!”
Friend 2: “Please don’t do this..”
*fills mouth with sticky cum and creampies*

by Google Calendar October 18, 2021