The Alex

The Alex is when you go to a dance (preferably homecoming) in an outfit that is lackluster in style, not because your closet does not possess any type of better fit, but because your style is so horrendous. Upon arriving at said dance, you must also get your woman taken by a man who has been attempting to get people to call him a certain nickname for over a year.

“Bro I can’t believe I went to that dance and did The Alex. Justin, out of everybody?”

by FUCKKKKKA2 November 22, 2021

alex

a boy with a non-existent jawline who "attends" the gym.

alex hadn't enough stamina for the first half of the game.

by asdfsghfdjkjuytrd January 30, 2024

Alex

Where do I begin... Alex is one of those guys who is never going to be your top pick. He is never gonna have the sexiest body. He is never even gonna have a killer dick. But, what does Alex have? Money and time. When you are desperate, you are gonna go over to Alex's house, he will be ready to pay you for whatever you preform on him. It feels so wrong, after all, he lives just .4 miles away from the daddies on the path. However, everyone needs to start low and work their way up the latter. That is why Alex is there, he is just a starting point to sluttyness.

"Fuck man I just gave Alex head cuz I needed $20"

"Isn't he only 5 inches???"
"Yeah but it had to be done, I am taking the big d!ck tomorrow."

by D_sukaifykykyk August 14, 2022

Alex

Loves Sakura More then anything And never will like Yuri. Has a wall kink and still loves Sakura

"hey have you seen Alex" "yeah he is after Sakura"

by FearingKarma October 11, 2021

Alex

Alex, transgender boy (ftm). A manipulative peice of shit, who spreads rumors about their friends. Also dates their bestfriemds ex and then brakes his/her heart.

Damn it, Alex broke up with Chloe yesterday and now she won't stop crying.

by RadiantGay February 9, 2019

Alex Ngo

Some Asian guy that has a Corgi that used to drive a Mercedes but then sold it and got a Toyota

An example of how Alex Ngo would be used in a sentence is this.

by NotAlexNgo November 22, 2021

Alex Burden

Only love in life is FORTNITE and touches himself over a sad game called COC!

Has a worrying attraction for girls who are way out of everyone’s leagues. Also likes anyone who his muscular and sexy friend Henry does.

Abused by his parents Sue and Chester.

Elijah 8——— Alex

Alex Burden stealthy crawled towards the being known as Holly, full of sexual intentions.

by The Alex Burden April 9, 2019