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Alex turner

The hottest motherfucker EVER
(even if hes 39 nearly 40)
Bob: “bro ima alex turnYOU ON

puebert: “ BET (as long as your alex turner)
by bobwasnteverhere November 6, 2025
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Alex is a person that’s hard to recognize in just anyone. it’s like he is truly his own person. his smile is contagious, but that’s something I would never tell him, he is bold at times and then apologizes thinking it was a wrong doing. he is someone that brings out my real laugh, he doesn’t have an ego like most men. he is a hard working person who likes to earn and work for what he has, not just handed to him. he is caring from what I have noticed, he is emotionally intelligent, and a ear to anything I have to say, but is also a sleepy head. he has an act with being okay when he isn’t treated right and brushed it off and moves on with life itself but his deep desire is to be loved and cared for. A lot goes through his head and I can just read them based on his body language and facials. we have a lot of things in common and he is a complete sweetheart, and smart. He is the most funniest person i’ve met, he says he’s a little awkward but for some reason, I like it. I haven’t known him for long but he makes me feel like I truly exist and heard and that’s a void no one has filled before, it’s new and scary but feels just right. he is a person that sees life for itself. In the end I would never tell him this.

- The Queen herself
I like talking to him, what’s his name?

Alex😛✌️
by ilemooz December 4, 2025
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alex is a boy who keeps to himself until he’s finally comfortable around you. hes the type who bottles everything up not because he doesn’t feel things but because he’s used to keeping it to himself. he likes gaming and uses it as a way to escape, he thinks more than he talks, and most of the time feels nothing. when he opens up tho hes one of the most chill and quietly charming guy you’ll ever meet the kind of guy you don’t ever wanna let go of and the type of dude you can easily get addicted to
“alex is such a nonchalant and to himself type of dude
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A man who has a creepy obsession with blonde girls. Commonly goes by SP (Small Puppy), and he loves his wawa (water). His special party trick is making girls fall asleep on his chest. His biceps are known to women and sexy men as thing 1 and thing 2. He is an avid creatine user, and his preferred method of ingestion is snorting it. His weaknesses vary from alcohol, marijuana, the sauna, tobacco products, girls, blonde girls, girls with blue eyes, and any girls at all.
Hey, go save that blonde girl from Alex before she falls asleep on his chest.
by Double Beef Smith December 8, 2025
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Alex, a name commonly used to call someone named Alex. It can also be used to call someone a lazy ass nigger faggot
Look at Alex! His name is alex

Alex is such an alex
by alexraper67 December 9, 2025
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Commonly pronounced Jaleks or Kaleks in certain regions, also called Retard or Reaturd.
Alex the retard, Hey !
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Alex is a very sexy man or woman who you have sexual desires (very kinky) for even tho they will probably reject you and call you disgusting (but you like it, since your probably into that), stems for the attraction for the minecraft character
Ohhh, he’s an Alex for he’s making me bust all over myself
by MENNNNNNahhhhhhh~ December 25, 2025
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