steep the tea 

When sitting at the toilet, your balls hang down and dip into the toilet water, much like a tea bag into a tea cup.

Dude, they have one of those round toilets and I accidentally steeped the tea.

Bro, Never steep the tea!

steep the tea by ZWSD January 26, 2014

gunther the trap lord 

A white rich boy who is fascinated with the struggle of a black in the trap house

God blessing all the trap niggas

Gunther the trap lord

gunther the trap lord by Kiing Charlie Tango September 21, 2015

scramble the tadpole squadron 

Ejaculate

Henrietta: "Roger, dear, my road less traveled is getting rather sore, can you jolly well hurry up and scramble the tadpole squadron so we get this bedroom unpleasantness over with."
Roger: "Absolutely my darling, chocks away!"

scramble the tadpole squadron by G.P. The Guinea Pig May 7, 2016

boiling the tea 

when you say something savage af to plot 2 people against each other
usually followed by double fisting 2 gallons of bleach into your throat

You: "hey i heard *insert friend here* said something about you, here are the screenshots to prove it*
You: wow im boiling the tea lol

boiling the tea by drinkingbleach September 5, 2016

Knock the top off it 

Aussie slang for masturbation

"I went on a date last night but the sheila didn't put out so I had to go game and knock the top off it"

Knock the top off it by Digger111 June 13, 2016

Taking the Tim's 

When you just dead ass take a nigga's Tim's (Timberland's) preferably after he disses you.

Note; Tim's can be any type of shoe.

"Damn nigga, he just took a nigga's Tim's."
"Give me the Tim's."
"Imma be taking the Tim's."

Taking the Tim's by Xindrias June 5, 2016

Clean the Tank 

To get rid oneself of a troublesome or otherwise undesirable wife, fiance, or long-term girlfriend by any means necessary, usually ending in her disappearance due to an untimely death.

Hector's old lady is always on his ass about everything he does, and causing drama for no good reason. If I were him I'd just have to clean the tank already and be done with it, because she's just too insane.

Clean the Tank by Shardo December 14, 2016