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Monkey Boner

Used to define someone acting like a retard
Hey John was making love to a duck, yeah hes sucj a monkey boner
by Nick Kos Alex Barnett December 17, 2004
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monkey grip

The devouring of fabric unintentally into the vaginal crevass of a female.
See camel toe, or moose knuckle
Jesus, I had to use my truck and a logging chain to get her panties out of that giant monkey grip!
by Soup April 3, 2003
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Angry Monkey

When a man has been deprived of sex for so long, that he starts throw sperm and shit at you. Comparable to a unsexed lab monkey in a cage.
Hey what's that on your face? Oh that? Sperm, I had a headache last night so my man threw it at me like an angry monkey after jerking off.
by Nash-t February 7, 2014
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monkey business

Monkey Business, business run by monkeys.

The term derives from ancient civilization (300,000 B.C.) when monkeys ruled the earth. They created a social climate that consisted of a modern day government system. The civilization was ran by a Democracy with voting and and various taxes. To combat the taxes put into place by the tyrannical government, many monkeys band together to create a trade system to raise enough money (currency consisted of various s types of bananas,) to pay the taxes put in place by the Government. The Term 'monkey business,' was a derogatory term used by the higher class of monkeys to shame the working class of monkeys who ran the economy.
"Damn this business is monkey business"
by ddubsstarr February 9, 2022
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punish the monkey

When someone performs fellatio and uses their teeth to bite down firmly but lovingly.
After several minutes of sucking and licking, she decided to punish the monkey.
by SammyFP November 10, 2020
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Monkey-Faced

When a man cums on a womens face, slaps them and runs away and hopes to never see them again.
i Monkey-Faced Steph Lee last night. The Bitch deserved it.
by Alec Triction January 23, 2008
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Monkey Botherer

One who is inclined to chase members of the opposite sex which, to everyone else, resemble primates.
I can't believe you actually slept with her - Are you some kind of Monkey Botherer?
by Stumpy-d March 8, 2009
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