Guardian mexican

For apartment dwellers; the mexican who sits in your stairwell all day constantly talking to their phone, watching videos at max volume and hawking loogies

I know im safe at home thanks to my guardian mexican

by ¡El Fantazzzzma Blancoooooooo! September 27, 2024

mexican detour

When you fuck a girl in the butt because she is on her period

I had to take the Mexican Detour

by Shams88 May 15, 2016

Mexican Hairdryer

When you ejaculate on someone's face then bend over and shit yourself with enough pressure to clear their face.

Bro I had too much Taco Bell last night so I had to pull a Mexican hairdryer.

by Ballsdeep404 March 20, 2023

mexican

a seb

man your a mexican

by blackkmann7 June 20, 2023

Mexican Air Freshener

The used toilet paper with shit on it that's left in the trash cans or on the floor of bathrooms.

The bathroom smelled like someone just took a dump but then I realized it was just the Mexican air fresheners.

by cuddle_lingus October 30, 2020

Mexican mud

street slang for heroine

bruh you got that mexican mud?

by mexican horse July 9, 2018

Mexican Store Owner

a man who owns a mexican store

I've heard of a man who runs a Mexican Store in the desert.. he goes by the Mexican Store Owner.

by anonymous August 13, 2024