When you and your buddy both want to go do something together without your wives, and you want zero repercussions/complaints or aggression from both of your wives before you leave and when you return, you must invoke the man-date law.
Husband: Honey me and Jeff want to go fishing for the day.
Wife: I think you have other important things to do.
Husband: I invoke the man-date law.
Wife: well can’t argue that. Have a wonderful time honey.
Wife: I think you have other important things to do.
Husband: I invoke the man-date law.
Wife: well can’t argue that. Have a wonderful time honey.
by Thunder buddy January 4, 2023
Get the The Man-date lawmug. An invokable rule in Gaming which requires those on a losing streak to remain awake until that streak is broken
by StateLawyer October 28, 2022
Get the state lawmug. stepgrandnephew-in-law.
by Simaduria July 27, 2024
Get the stepgrandnephew-in-lawmug. by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019
Get the cousin-in-lawmug. If it's mainstream it's fake.
"I saw a pic of Canada's PM Trudeau, his deputy PM, and several other top MPs visit a concert in Ukraine."
"Oh, that's fake."
"How do you know?"
"Arm's Law."
"Oh, that's fake."
"How do you know?"
"Arm's Law."
by helloboots May 9, 2022
Get the Arm's Lawmug. Da "hanged if you do and hanged if you don't" fact-of-life irony regarding how a sizeable sector of da female populous treats any dude who shows interest in them romantically --- i.e., if a guy gets da idea from a gal's attitude/behavior towards him dat he should just mind his own business and not court her, she'll bawl and blubber dat he is making her feel ignored and unvalued. Yet if he then hastily begins persuing her in da naive belief dat this is what she wants, she'll go "bawlin' and blubberin" to da COPS and tearfully accuse him of harassing her! Can't win... :P
I always tread super-carefully when approaching a new lady for companionship or intimacy --- seems like Murphy's Law of Attentiveness is often lurking just around da corner to pounce on me and give me undeserved grief!
by QuacksO March 22, 2023
Get the Murphy's Law of Attentivenessmug. When you argue with somebody online and they resort to calling you a Nazi, They have violated Patch's Law, and therefore, have automatically lost the argument. A variant of Ad Hominem, but never taken seriously.
Person 1: I got in an argument on twitter and the other guy violated Patch's Law, So I automatically won the argument.
Person 2: Who are you? how did you get in my house?
Person 1: Don't worry about it, do you have a minute to talk about our Lord and savior Jesus Christ?
Person 2: Who are you? how did you get in my house?
Person 1: Don't worry about it, do you have a minute to talk about our Lord and savior Jesus Christ?
by AlduinsSpicyFart April 14, 2022
Get the Patch's Lawmug.