Man hole cover

A cover protecting a mans ass, usually used in jail.

"Man, should of gotten a man hole cover!"

by Matt January 25, 2004

blow hole

what a nose piercing becomes when the piercee sneezes

"A booger flew out of her blow hole and hit her right in the eye.

by Capt. A Hab September 15, 2009

butt hole plug

a stake used to kill vampires

hey doug look at that butt hole plug over there....you could kill vampires with that....

by NiCkEnBoCkEr August 31, 2003

fire in da hole

used when expressing an immediate need to vacate the area, due to a eye-tearing sage (see 'sage' for definition)

background: you and your buddies are enjoying a nice meal of refired beans, saucerkraut, and hot peppers, when suddenly....

" sage!! ooops - FIRE IN DA HOLE !!!!" he exclaimed while proceedingto the toilet to 'freshen up'

by joe shit the rag man April 17, 2004

Black Hole Sun

A Canadian shot of Jaggermeister

excuse me bartender , can I have 4 Black hole suns? (Sons)

by csjdb October 11, 2013

hot wing hole

The burning sensation felt in your sphincter while deficating after eating hot wings.

Tyler: Man my ass is on fire!
Randy: What did you eat last night?
Tyler: The usual from hooters.
Randy: Bra you got a case of the hot wing hole.

by Randus Mil January 15, 2014

black hole douche

This is the ultimate douche and is so huge it can only exist in deep space. A black hole douche has a core of douchyness so dense it can bend light and sucks in and destroys all intelligent life forms around it. The black hole douche is so powerful that even a douche nuke cannot destroy it and simply mades it more powerful. Black hole douches are to be avoided at all costs.

Man, don't get anywhere near Dickie tonight. The dude is so monumentally douchy he has achieved Black Hole Douche status. Get anywhere close to him and you'll be sucked into his core and crushed into nothingness.

by speedshift September 14, 2014