how ya douching

A common greeting ( mostly among men) who work in rugged work situations such as construction etc
Todd: “how ya douching jimmy?”
Jimmy: “same solution Todd “
by RiceBawlZ June 13, 2021
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Alabama Douche

When you insert an erect penis into a lubed anus and urinate until you empty your bladder and wait for the mudslide to start.
My step sister had not shit in three weeks so my dad made me give her an Alabama Douche.
by DebLos December 10, 2023
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douche shuttle

1. Ultimate phrase when comparing containers of douches.
2. The ultimate insult when talking to Scott or Joey.
Scott, you're a douche shuttle.
by tiffa wiffa January 15, 2009
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Douche de Fecale

A popular European custom related to a courtesy plume but given to oneself even when your shit doesn't smell that bad. Also frequently performed when a bidet is unavailable. Applying 'eau de toilette' to the derrière using the refreshing phenomenon of toilet plume.
After using the toilette at Pierre's, Marie gave herself a douche de fecale seeing that Pierre had no bidet.
by SmellyJam November 28, 2021
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douche LA move

a phrase used to describe the act of drinking Whiteclaw
Person 1: "mmm i love me some whiteclaw"
Person 2: "whoa, that's whiteclaw? what a douche LA move."
by JzwhaIe August 09, 2021
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douche mansion

Wanna sit here for lunch?

Nah, the douche mansion is sitting right there
by wilhelmina12345678 December 30, 2015
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douche drownder

A heavy downpour of rain.
The crops could use a good douche drownder.
by Gonad the Ball Bearing July 22, 2023
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