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the bean 

Derived from the latin word 'le beane' meaning a mighty peepee where holder suffers from lower back pain and high blood pressure due to excreting bean juice. Bean juice is high in calcium and many women find that it helps heal world hunger. see 'Bean Aid - the concert' staring Bean Geldoff singing "we are the bean"
" I woke up this morning and battered the bean and sprayed bean juice in shazza's mouth"
"shazza loves bean juice"
the bean by anfoni January 25, 2005
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Vanilla Bean 

When a white girl, aka snow bunny gives a black guy dome, aka head.
Jamarcus: yo dawg, what you did last night?
Darell: bro, got a vanilla bean!
Jamarcus: oh shit nigga! From dat white girl kayla?
Darell: yea dawg, finest snow bunny in tallahasse!
Jamarcus:more like tallaNASTY!
Vanilla Bean by hymiez April 20, 2011

Squirmy Banshee

The act of slapping your girlfriend after being rejected for anal sex. Then you take a bananna while she is sleeping, shove it in her ass until she squirms and screams like a banshee.
I tried to give my girl a squirmy banshee but I ran out of banannas so I used a cucumber.
Squirmy Banshee by Bocaj and Noremac November 13, 2011

Mississippi Steamer Bean

The act of putting your poop into a ziplock bag and microwaving it. Later putting it on your partners head.
Hey wanna come to my house and give each other a good ole fashion Mississippi Steamer Bean?

pop the bean 

This refers to an act performed on a male horse as part of groomming, when a lump of smegma that has built up under the foreskin and beneath the glans is popped out manually by the stallion's groom, vet or caretaker.
Hey Bobby!, give Secretariat a complete and thorough grooming today, and make sure you pop the bean on him!

Off the bean 

When you are acting goofy while under the influence of any drug (specifically marijuana)
"Yoooo Gio twisted his ankle trying to hurdle because he was off the bean."
Off the bean by ChiefBirdclaw December 14, 2019

bean dip 

a school, city, or location with a dence polulation of latin americans.
" dude our school is major bean dip"
origonated in north hollywood higschool by hily gifted magnet students in thier freshman year in 2006.
bean dip by IdaA April 15, 2006