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Anal archiving

A way more obnoxious way of boofing, more specifically something of importance that requires a safe, warm hiding place to remain in.
"I just watched some guy I just met anally archive his wallet and I was very impressed with his unwavering ambition."

Anal archiving isn't for the faint of heart, but for those who have completed said task have never regretted it.
by Jinngerbread May 4, 2024
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Anal fairy

An Anal fairy is someone that is acting idiotically and stuck up. They don't know when to shut their mouth.
Juliet: Ugh, look at Verónica.

Dakota: I know right! She looks like a total Anal fairy
by Bagalootheflowrr September 23, 2019
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anal mole

The sphincter that does not reliably keep information from being leaked out, this mole takes pleasure in permitting the worse offenses to occur in public or in compromising situations for its sadistic pleasure.
I was in the elevator with my supervisor when to my horror, my anal mole perpetrated an act of war. I've made promises of more fiber, but instead I serve him ice cream and shit and he responds with merciless retributive force.
by BigLud October 20, 2019
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confectionary distributor of the anal variety

Term coined in the deep African wildlands by native tribesmen to describe the feeling of dopamine after the Eldrich Gods beat the Roman Emperor in a duel involving two pistols, 8 oz of Mexican black tar heroin and a cow. Such a turning of the psychological tables evokes notions of sweet sustenance given by a traveller who goes only by the name "John Archibald Bazaro Kennedy Fletcher-Missouri the 12th" and will not appear if not addressed as such. He serves as the distributor for these confectionary items but was secretly in league with the Romans. as such, the food items have been stored in an unsightly cavity without the tribesmen's knowledge.
Abu's father - "Look Abu, John Archibald Bazaro Kennedy Fletcher-Missouri the 12th: the confectionary distributor of the anal variety."
by Trauchen Voodenschtampfern 3rd September 20, 2022
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anal martini

A scammer featured on the YouTube channel Trilogy Media.
"I'm looking for Anal Martini, I was talking to him earlier." -Ashton Bingham on Trilogy Media.
by Zach on krack August 15, 2023
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Anal machine

A type of machine that inserts and takes out dildos with great speed and agility to pleasure your taintiful needs.
“John, I can’t sit down because of the anal machine that we used last night
by Yvng lean boi November 12, 2017
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Anal Rivets

Gee Sandra had some massive anal rivets
by Hussyliptus April 1, 2023
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