Analize

She’s an amazing person who loves books,

anime, and sushi. she’s kinda lazy but when she is productive gets every thing done. she also has 72637363784 different laughs and is super fun to be around.

i got Analize some sushi, i’m sure that’ll make her super happy!

by yourfavoritemacchiato November 24, 2021

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Johnny Anal

1 : a Fantasy Football prophet who according to FantasyPros accounts foretold the regular season and baptized playoffs
— called also Johnny Analytics

2 : an apostle who according to various Football traditions wrote the draft package, the three Fantasy Epistles, and the Book of Football

3 : the fourth Gospel in the New Fantasy Draft Package
— see FantasyPros

4 : any of three short didactic letters addressed to early Fantasy Football Commissioner and included in the New JFL
— see JFL Relics

I’m so sick of going against Johnny Anal - he’s way better than Manny and Jeff combined.

by No1anA11ison November 23, 2021

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anally destroyed

Got someone all the way fucked up.

Ho: *talking reckless*

seven: oh hellll nah bitch u got me all the way fucked up im talking anally destroyed

by sevennnnnnn May 17, 2023

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Chief anal

The one who changed your diapers

Baby makes a weird face whenever Chief anal is around

by Cody5050 May 21, 2023

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anal tissue

Like a tissue, but for your butthole..
You use it to wipe out excess shit...
(AKA toilet paper)

Wife: Honey, did we run out of anal tissue again?
Husband: Yeah, I'm gonna buy some at the local store.

by Pannwinner1 May 25, 2023

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Anal Glaucoma

An excellent excuse to try to not go to work.

Lazy fucking idiot: Sorry Boss, I can't come into work, I'm not feeling well.
Boss: What's the matter?
Lazy fucking idiot: I have Anal Glaucoma.
Boss: What the fuck is Anal Glaucoma?
Lazy fucking idiot: I just can't see my ass coming into work today.

by PhoenixGamer34 May 31, 2023

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