anal mole

The sphincter that does not reliably keep information from being leaked out, this mole takes pleasure in permitting the worse offenses to occur in public or in compromising situations for its sadistic pleasure.

I was in the elevator with my supervisor when to my horror, my anal mole perpetrated an act of war. I've made promises of more fiber, but instead I serve him ice cream and shit and he responds with merciless retributive force.

by BigLud October 20, 2019

Anal Breeze

A more sophisticated phrase to call a fart that stops you in your tracks when you catch a whiff.

I walked into the bar bathroom and caught a whiff of her anal breeze.

by Zelda Jo May 17, 2019

confectionary distributor of the anal variety

Term coined in the deep African wildlands by native tribesmen to describe the feeling of dopamine after the Eldrich Gods beat the Roman Emperor in a duel involving two pistols, 8 oz of Mexican black tar heroin and a cow. Such a turning of the psychological tables evokes notions of sweet sustenance given by a traveller who goes only by the name "John Archibald Bazaro Kennedy Fletcher-Missouri the 12th" and will not appear if not addressed as such. He serves as the distributor for these confectionary items but was secretly in league with the Romans. as such, the food items have been stored in an unsightly cavity without the tribesmen's knowledge.

Abu's father - "Look Abu, John Archibald Bazaro Kennedy Fletcher-Missouri the 12th: the confectionary distributor of the anal variety."

by Trauchen Voodenschtampfern 3rd September 20, 2022

Anal beads

Anal beads are beads you stick in your arsehole

Damn I wanna stick some anal beads in my arse

by GlizzyBlizzy November 21, 2022

Anal Chicken Coop

When you shove as many baby chick as you can into an asshole and dress your cock up like a coyote. The aim of the game is to hook as many chicks out the butthole by the neck with your coyote cock as you can before you drown the chicks with your sweet sweet cum nectar.

Man, Donald Trump's lookin' extra thiccc today, I'd give him a 10 chick anal chicken coop and get in there like Wile E coyote.

I gave Donny boy the old anal chicken coop, and you would not believe the size of the anal chandelier on that fucker.

by Nickel Shucker November 29, 2020

Super-anal

When you refer to someone as super-anal, you intend to say that they are in a god state when they are in the confines of someone elses intestines and have a way with the booty

Me: Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's super-anal! Super-anal: Up, up, and away!

by Superanal1 April 3, 2025

anal throat

When your licking asshole and it starts to open up from excitement. You can then sick your tongue into her anal throat.

So I was eating this chicks ass and then her butthole opened up exposing her anal throat.

by Twice over August 7, 2017