Alex

STRONG probably takes steriods

Alex and throw yr 7's

by Mam. September 24, 2017

Alex S.

Alex is the type of guy who is so amazingly nice, you want to date him (if you're a girl) if you're a guy you find the urge to love this man, you want to help him with everything he does, you want to be his best friend, and play sports with him. He is also very loving, lovable, and pretty hot. He is also very athletic and does a large variety of sports. He is also very hot in any way, he may be skinny, but is the best friend you'll ever meet.

My best friend is Alex, he is my favorite person ever. I met Alex in 4th grade and right away I loved him, here we are in high school, and we're still dating, he is the most loving man I've ever met. Alex S. is a great guy.

by Nice and Honest December 9, 2021

Alex

1. the most beautiful girl in the world! big breasts, thick thighs and a phat ass. has the prettiest face you've ever seen.

2. a girl that loves the color purple and is always dressed in all black clothing. loves skirts and stockings. bonus points if there is a choker involved.
3. a girl that probably doesn't know how beautiful she really is.

4. a girl that probably listens to lil darkie.
5. a girl that probably sleeps all day.

1. "have you seen Alex today?" "nah man shes probably still asleep"

by KJisnotokie August 6, 2023

Alex

SEUNG WOO
WWWW RIZ
SEXY MF
BIG PP

Alex is sexy as hell

by Leonardodavici October 26, 2022

Alex Bumpus

The buttocks/anus equivalent of John Thomas (male penis).

Alex Bumpus my homie, I got your back (pun intended)!

by tobefree August 13, 2024

Alex

First time I saw her I thought: she can kill me with her stare and she is hot. That hasn't changed, she is everything you hope she will be and she is more. She seems to know everything about everything, and she is like, really amazing. She might state a very disturbing fact with a straight face. She has a very animation style of drawing. You should have a friend like her.

Alex just told me that my tipography hw is wrong but she sounded nice saying it.

by MikahTheGayMess May 30, 2023

Alex Cortinochip

A man whore at 12 years old. You’ll never want to find yourself ima relashionship with him. Likes at least 5 girls at once and liked a boy at one point. An absolute loser with no social life! Do not try and be this kids friend he will annoy you to death! Watch out 👀

“Who’s your boyfriend?”
“Alex Cortinochip.”
“Oof!”

by Alex Cortinochip May 22, 2019