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Alex

The dopest boy in the world. He will steal your girlfriend so better be careful when he's around. Peyton is his boyfriend. But he also is a master trombone player that is the best everywhere. Big fan of beanies.
OOOOOOOOH, LOOK IT'S ALEX *girls swoon*
by WaffleCat29 May 3, 2021
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James: what are you making

Alex: Don’t you know James?! A spaghetti cheese
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Alex is a bitch and nobody can fucking stand him! Nobody wants him at a lunch table! People sometimes find him extremely annoying and say he talks to much which he does! He is a crazy ass catfish and he’ll deny it but don’t believe him! He’s extremely cocky and find himself so hot when really he is the ugliest piece of shit to walk planet earth.
I HATE ALEX
by Queer jhit November 21, 2021
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Alex, transgender boy (ftm). A manipulative peice of shit, who spreads rumors about their friends. Also dates their bestfriemds ex and then brakes his/her heart.
Damn it, Alex broke up with Chloe yesterday and now she won't stop crying.
by RadiantGay February 9, 2019
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Alex Ngo

Some Asian guy that has a Corgi that used to drive a Mercedes but then sold it and got a Toyota
An example of how Alex Ngo would be used in a sentence is this.
by NotAlexNgo November 22, 2021
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Where do I begin... Alex is one of those guys who is never going to be your top pick. He is never gonna have the sexiest body. He is never even gonna have a killer dick. But, what does Alex have? Money and time. When you are desperate, you are gonna go over to Alex's house, he will be ready to pay you for whatever you preform on him. It feels so wrong, after all, he lives just .4 miles away from the daddies on the path. However, everyone needs to start low and work their way up the latter. That is why Alex is there, he is just a starting point to sluttyness.
"Fuck man I just gave Alex head cuz I needed $20"

"Isn't he only 5 inches???"
"Yeah but it had to be done, I am taking the big d!ck tomorrow."
by D_sukaifykykyk August 14, 2022
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A man of many talents. A guy who can “juggle” whatever is thrown his way. He is a leader…. more precisely a “ring leader” at that. He loves playing with kids and blowing them animal shaped balloons at birthday parties. Alex was a class clown in highschool but is now just a clown in his adulthood. He is a b*tch.
Alex “the king clown”
Alex loves mushroom Swiss burgers. I love that guy.
by Connor crawlspace guy November 23, 2021
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