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Too Wet To Plow

A book on farming.

Also a great joke about the vagina being so wet that the noise made while having intercourse is so loud that it may wake up neighbors. Thus it is too wet to plow.
Man that shit was too wet to plow last night!
by DroppingBOWS October 2, 2014
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Soppy Wet

That sandwich was soppy wet
by MimicArtz February 28, 2024
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Wet bush

A wet bush is when a woman gets very excited sexually, her juices begin to flow so much that she moisturizes her own pubic hair
Let me tell you boys something, when I took the wife to Olive Garden wearing my best free t shirt I got from oreilly auto parts , she was so turned on by me that she got a wet bush sitting there eating her breadsticks all seductively.
by frogggdogg May 15, 2024
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Wet Unicorn

The Wet Unicorn, almost like the 69 position, one man back bends and the other man gets underneath the first man and licks his asshole while wrapping their arms around each other and stroking him off.
He wanted to the Wet Unicorn on my butthole.
by cxldFace27 March 12, 2023
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Wet-dreamer

Guys whose entire lives revolve around getting laid. These gents have no honest personality or interests and find no enjoyment in activities that don’t get them closer to chicks.
Most of the boys are heading camping this weekend but the wet-dreamers are refusing to leave uptown.
by Lickmytaint May 9, 2024
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Wet

Zoe is bad and is wet and feels a special type of way
by Big sext November 11, 2020
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Wet Tina

The act in cumming in a womans pussy.
Last night I gave your Jenny a Wet Tina.
by Jonny Lopez July 22, 2007
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