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Simp

Jay you simp.
by BIGDICKTHROWAWAY March 19, 2020
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simp

Simon du e namm simp
by sykebil June 3, 2020
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Simp

Mario is such a simp, omg

Mario is a simp for C and he doesn't even admit it.
by KillerBee2542 November 23, 2021
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Simp

You
Whats a simp?”

“You, you’re a s i m p
by Yvyde April 11, 2020
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Simp

Pussy ass nigga who puts a trifling hoe before the bro’s. Commonly associated with the name hunter.
by TheBoys420 February 25, 2020
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Simp

It's a kind of joke.
Hey Simp!
by dqdd January 16, 2023
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Simp Math

Coined by Coach Greg Adams: - Excuses and Explanations by blue pill gumps, trying to defend matriarchy against factual statistics. It usually entails mental gymnastics and arithmetic to discount specific elements of statistics in order to prove a false, larger point that nothing untoward is going on.
Ramsey: The factual statistic is that 52% of marriages end in divorce. But, if you take out single mothers, people over 22, high school marriages, people with degrees, people earning less than $50,000, people who attend a house of worship, people who aren't from a divorced background; about 90% of marriages DO WORK.

CGA: that's Simp Math. you gump.
by LTG Covenant April 16, 2024
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