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by singular fiddlestick December 10, 2021
by Swiftfoul20 September 10, 2020
People started laughing at the has been sexiest guy/girl.
Guy- You know he/she was the sexiest guy/girl in the late 80s dont you?
Other guy- You know who the sexiest guy/girl was in the 80s? What the fuck are you doing here? Nobody would like that squishy faced, diamond eyed, spaghetti noodled Western retard if they knew who he was.
Guy- I know what you're trying to say dude, I understand your language. I never get any joy from things like this either, there is nothing funny about it, I am with you no matter what, I will always be loyal to you as your friend. I must choose this option, even though I'm not dumb, even though I know there are other options, I still choose this because even though I'm not the only person who doesnt have much self confidence, I still try to fuck with people who are trying by telling them about their arrogance even if they're humble and modest people. I'd rather keep doing that without them or me ever finding out what's really wrong with me.
Guy- You know he/she was the sexiest guy/girl in the late 80s dont you?
Other guy- You know who the sexiest guy/girl was in the 80s? What the fuck are you doing here? Nobody would like that squishy faced, diamond eyed, spaghetti noodled Western retard if they knew who he was.
Guy- I know what you're trying to say dude, I understand your language. I never get any joy from things like this either, there is nothing funny about it, I am with you no matter what, I will always be loyal to you as your friend. I must choose this option, even though I'm not dumb, even though I know there are other options, I still choose this because even though I'm not the only person who doesnt have much self confidence, I still try to fuck with people who are trying by telling them about their arrogance even if they're humble and modest people. I'd rather keep doing that without them or me ever finding out what's really wrong with me.
by Solid Mantis September 23, 2020
Jim: *uses all roasts in history*
Bob: don't make me do this man
Jim: do it pussy
Bob: ur mom a guy named tom
Jim: *dies
African warlord: *dies
Bob: don't make me do this man
Jim: do it pussy
Bob: ur mom a guy named tom
Jim: *dies
African warlord: *dies
by Xxx_ieatass666_Xxx April 15, 2018
by Godalmightylovesspaghettie August 05, 2010
When someone use to be that guy people would use because of house nice he was. He would always get messed over and never had the opportunity to shine. Often they tend to go through alot but always goes into something with his head held high.
Nice Guys Finish Last
by YrnNoFlexZone August 05, 2017
1- someone who you would not even want to talk to or associate with especially not look at. 2- someone who you might say hi to depending on what kind of a mood your in but definitely would not want to talk to continuously. 3- someone you would have a casual conversation with but wouldn't want anything else 4- someone that you would flirt with and maybe get there number but wouldn't want to tap. 5- a chick that you would be willing to fuck even if it's just a one night stand. 6- a chick that you would fuck and maybe want to kiss and have a little "fling". 7- a cute girl that you would want to lose your virginity to and even make out with. 8- a chick that you would want to fuck, make-out with and the whole works maybe think about a long term relationship with an "8". 9- a girl that you would dream to do anything and everything with and definitely have a long term relationship, take one of these and show them off to your friends. 10- this is a trophy girl and you want to marry one of these if you get the chance, dream wife that you could spend your life with and "love" and do anything. 10's are usually very high maintenance so beware.
Hey bro what do you rate that chick over there on the 1-10 (guys scale for girls)?" "She is definitely a 9 no doubt about it!
by BigPoppa19 August 03, 2010