Headless Throat Job

when you cut a bitches head off and receive oral sex through the her windpipe.

ps. you can make it extra sexy by busting down her esophagus

dam nigga, after you kill that nappy bitch, get that headless throat job nig-a-lig!!!!!!

by yeahyea January 10, 2009

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ethiopian nose job

when a man takes his nose and shoves it into a girls pussy and then blows his nose afterwards rubbing it all in.

i slept with that chick from the bar last night and she was being a total bitch to me so i gave her an ethiopian nose job!

by alex the patty man May 9, 2008

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blow job shot

The guy unzips his fly and the full shot glass is placed in the opening. You then have to take the shot without using your hands.

Jennifer was hazed last week. She had to take 6 blow job shots out of Stephen's crotch in 15 minutes!

by symptomfinger November 19, 2007

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The first attribute that makes a kristin blow job different from your ordinary blow job is that it can only be distributed by females named kristin (kirsten is also an acceptable name). Getting crazy dome from kristin is just like getting it from anyone else, however what makes it so special is that she gives it to you from the shower. So, while you are getting your dick nice and wet, she is getting her hair nice and wet. Kristin must be able to multi-task, because she needs to shampoo her hair and caress/suck on your wiener. The kristin blow job can also be a normal blow job given in a department store's dressing room.

"Damn, what's the deal with that pecan nigger"
"I know he is eating up all the nuts"
"Yeah, that fucker!"
"I won't hate on him though"
"Why not?"
"He has been getting the kristin blow job on a consistent basis"
"Shit, nigga got game!"

by fuckingbitchesgettinmoneyon_em April 24, 2010

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