An asshole who only thinks about himself and has cheated on multiple girls and then lied about it to everyone. Alex's tend to be really self centered and have a tiny pixy dick. They cant be trusted and dont deserve love unless genuinely kind which is 1 in a million.

Alex cheated on a girl named Grace who did everything for him until he fucked up.

by Odog1999 July 13, 2017

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alex

alex is a lil weird. kinda smelly kinda not. probably has scoliosis and pollen allergies. definitely pours her milk before the cereal and bites her string cheese. she’s really scared of fun rides and doesn’t watch good movies. kinda lame but not TOO lame. has nice hair but she has something on her forehead all the time. she’s a lil scary ngl but she’s soft and she’s scared to fight me. she is really mean to me but it’s ok cause i have fun flaming tf out of her. not sensitive which is actually cool. funny for a girl ig BUT STILL CAN’T MAKE ME LAUGH AHAHAHHA LOSERRRRR

wow alex is gay but she do be vibing doe

by professor asshat February 23, 2020

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Alex

A kid who dick rides jv football and band. 5’6 who wears the same north face outfits on repeat. if you ever see an alex, trip him, i would suggest spitting on him but he def likes that. make sure your bestfriends ugly bc he’ll most definitely get with them.

i just got dumped by Alex!?

“oh no that’s tragic”
bitch no tf it isn’t

by iloveborderbunnies!! October 11, 2023

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