The Rule of 9

The Rule of 9 stems from the Famous comedic rule, the rule of three. stating comedy works best in threes ( i.e. the three stooges or when a joke is referred two three times. The Rule of 9 is when the rule of three is brought three times at three separate moments on the same day. The Rule of 9 cam only be referred to as an official rule of nine if

-the rule of three has already been established for the punchline

-the rule is brought up on 3 separate not forced genuinely comedic moments

the rule of 9 is a high guild of meta comedy only underneath the rule of 9 triple (or the rule of 27) which is when the rule of 9 has been brought up 3 times in one night. (this has never been accomplished

cade: bro miles is a comedy genius

lucas: yeah man i know he flawlessly pulled off the rule of 9
miles: wubba lubba dub dub

by slut4tld January 29, 2023

rule 1

listen, I'm breaking this rn just to tell you

DONT TALK ABOUT FIGHT CLUB

hey jimmy, heres the rules about fight club,rule 1 dont talk about fight club

by Lorelai_crybaby June 16, 2020

2:10 rule

2 feet under you, 10 toes down. To keep ones energy grounded and their spirit devoted.

“When I feel down I remember the 2:10 rule to lift my chin.”

by pinkjellybean October 3, 2022

Rule 13

The rule that managers, school administration, or any body of people in charge of other people in a workplace setting, will mess up every decision they make.

Our boss Ryan tried to organize a staff lunch, but he Rule 13'd it and nobody showed.

by Bigpoppa0035 September 14, 2023

Rule 69

The rules states that if in a coed work environment, someone is fucking

"I just started this new job and I'm certain Jill is sleeping with Ted from accounting, rule 69"

by S. L. Avery November 8, 2022

The First Rule Of IT

The First Rule Of IT is turn off and then turn on again
The second rule is to plug it out of the power sourcce for 8 seconds and then plug it back
The third rule is to never doubt the indian technician guy

Example 1 :
when everything goes wrong with your computer remember the first rule of IT
Example 2 :

when in doubt power off and restart
Example 3 : actually a reference from the series AGENTS OF S.H.I.E.L.D Season 5 Episode 2
when jemma a lead scientist tries to avoid getting hit by an enourmess astroid she talks about the first rule of IT and puts it in a good use by powering off and powering on the space ship

by SOMBRA ON STEROIDS June 6, 2018

Rule 500

If something has Diavolo from the fifth part of jojo dying in it, its canon

Guy 1: Hey did you see Diavolo dying in the background?
Guy 2: Yeah, this shits canon now because of rule 500

by imp fuck2 January 12, 2021