Mushroom Man

A man who has a wholesome and healthy interest in fungi.

"Have you seen the Mushroom Man? He is really cool, and I met him at church"

by Good christian boy January 31, 2023

Femail Man

The woman who delivers your mail

Dude! The femail man is here!

by Superjay76 October 4, 2017

man-vegan

man-vegan: When one choses not to date, ergo one is not "consuming man".

Since going man-vegan, Julia has found she has more time to spend planting trees.

Going man-vegan was really good for her, it gave her time to realize what she wanted out of life.
When everything starts to look phallic it's time to end man-veganism.

by smiling82 October 11, 2013

blister man

i fucking retard. who picks this name on fortnite you dumb fuck.

blister man is a fucking bum boo

by javon smith June 17, 2023

Gorgeous man

When someone is extra handsome a way to describe it is saying he is a Gorgeous man. It's mostly used at the Voltron fandom to describe Coran

"Coran, Coran the Gorgeous man"

by coranthegorgeousman April 12, 2017

Man Mittens

When you have so much BBQ sauce on your fingers from eating ribs, you have to grab things like your cup with the palms of your hands.

Hey man, these ribs are so good but I have to use my man mittens to pick up my drink!

by monkman180 April 9, 2011

peterpan man

A man that's stuck in never never land that won't grow up

Peterpan man you won't grow up

by Smoove71 December 21, 2016