John Murphy 

John Murphy is a sweet caring young man who loves to spread joy and love! He pooped his pants in mcdonald’s while fucking ali mac!!! He has dookie stains on his underwear and when he bends over u can see his bum bum!! He loves to suck on big mommy milkers! His favorite food is burgers yum yum yummy!! HEE LOVES HIS MOMMY MOMMY AND HIS BUMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

John Murphy is fat!!

John Murphy by pussyfuxker<33 November 18, 2022

john gabanna 

He is a legend, and he likes marijuana.
John Gabanna is the guy who fucks your mom from the back.

ja, ich ficke deine mama

von hinten rauch marijuana
sie lutscht an meinem dick
als wär ich john gabanna

john gabanna by John Gabanna November 24, 2022

John bivona movie 

A movie with no definite plot. Usually involves fantasy tales, but are always slightly traumatizing. Not many other people can identify “john bivona” movies because they are unusual and concerning for children to watch. John Bivona selects these movies for his children to view, ultimately resulting in fucked-up mental states of the bivona kids. Any other children present while watching a john bivona movie usually turns out fucked-up as well.

“Have you ever heard of ‘Song of the Sea’?”
“No.. what on earth is that?”
“Oh, it’s just a john bivona movie.”

John bivona movie by theslayestslay November 29, 2022

John Glenn Westland 

Home of the rockets! If you want to be hoed or heartbroken, this is the place to be! Our football team is the munchiest in the nation, and our cheer team follows along to make a perfect match! Everyone is ran through, people light blunts in the bathrooms/locker rooms , and dick is more free than the wigs pulled off in the multiple fights every week! Not to mention we’re the second to worst athletic school in the KLAA east division, after #WayneMemorial ofc! Most people who attend this school don’t know the difference of “your” and “you’re” but, hey, at least our girls bowling team won the state championship!

Boy1: wtddd where you from btc
Girl1: john glenn westland! ;)
Boy1: ah hell nah, when’s the last time y’all won a football game?
Girl1: idk :( those boys just need a little more support :(, can I make it up with some head? :(
Boy1: oh, you nasty rocket.

John Glenn Westland by Arealassbtc December 6, 2022

John Dykson 

A slur used by westraurians who likes big black oily men

Hey! Look at that John Dykson!

John Dykson by Thug Hunting Soldier December 7, 2022

John f Kennedy

Very open minded guy

Guy 1- Hey did you know John f Kennedy was the most open minded president
Guy 2- shut the fuck up tod

John f Kennedy by The warm side of a pillow December 19, 2022

John Moonman 

John Moonman is the guy who cuts the moon into smaller pieces of cheese so humans may get a taste.

Internationally known as the most important lunar man.

"Yo peep John Moonman up there trynna fetch me some cheese."

John Moonman by SugarManDon'tGetSalty December 31, 2022