Top Dog

“Top Dog” is usually powerful and good looking, You can even challenge for top dog.

(Chase) is challenging the top dog

by ChaseTheWokeGuy November 17, 2017

Dick Dog

1. (Noun) A fuck boy who isn’t worthy of their fuck boy title.

2. (A series of action) First, a fuck boy wrongs someone’s best friend. Someone’s best friend, let’s call her Kitty, sees Kitty upset and then gets mad. Kitty gets mad too so both of them, let’s call the someone Bee, get so mad they start scheming. Bee convinces Kitty of this. Revenge is the only way, revenge is justice. So to get justice, one must first get revenge. hence - THE DICK DOG -

Step 1: cut off the person’s penis (dick)

Step 2: cook the dick like a hot dog (dog)
Step 3: put the cooked penis in a hot dog bun

Step 4: feed the dick dog to the man
Step 5: it’s so gross he chokes
Step 6: he chokes on his own dick

This makes those thoughts of “he should choke on his own dick” come to life, thus dissipating all the rage.

1. Wow, she didn’t even sleep with Jim Bob, he acts like he has this game when he’s really just a dick dog.

2. Wow Lucille got so mad at Kaden for looking at another girl that she dick dogged him.

by Bori the lover of dolphins September 14, 2018

Clown Dog

The act of wearing clown makeup while performing anal sex on a recipient that has not received an enema or some kind of anal douche prior to the act, followed by oral sex in which the recipient cleans the penis or dildo in a fashion resembling eating a chili dog at a carnival.

She is a hardcore ICP groupie.I heard they gave her a clown dog while they were on tour last year.

by Paul-E-Sure June 18, 2020

Dog Water

It's basically calling somebody bad at the video game but inside of calling them dog shit they call them dog water-

Bobby Joe: Bro you're literally dog water
Johnny: *depression*

by chickennoodlewater March 10, 2021

cuffin' the dog

See masturbate.

Nothing moved Billy more than a good round of cuffin' the dog.

by Drew Bryden May 11, 2003

Dog water

Something 5 grade boys say. Basically means trash, and if you say it, you sound really stupid. Has been said to my face.

Idiot: You are dog water
Me: sigh

by ImJustAsDumbAsEverybodyElse April 18, 2021

Squid Dog

The guy from Changed.

And by "the guy", i mean a boss that you fight in the game. Basically a mixture of a Squid and a Dog (duh).
I think his friend, if he even has one, is Tiger Shark.

Colin: Whats that in the water?
You: Wathc out itz the squid dog from the furry fetish gaem called Changed!!!11
Colin: Holy shit, Puro helpp!!!!

by Hypurrelet August 13, 2023