Alex

noun

a name for someone with a tiny penis

person 1 "hey that guys cute"
person 2 "yeah but he's called alex"

by Gsisins August 31, 2022

Alex

A random gachatuber who likes weird ships but will not care for any haters and continue doing them, they like anime and simp for alot of people, they are literally so funny and will not fail to make you laugh, srs go befriend one they are very cool

"Alex just made a new video!"

"Ohh! Let me see!"

by Akusha June 12, 2022

alex

alex is a lil weird. kinda smelly kinda not. probably has scoliosis and pollen allergies. definitely pours her milk before the cereal and bites her string cheese. she’s really scared of fun rides and doesn’t watch good movies. kinda lame but not TOO lame. has nice hair but she has something on her forehead all the time. she’s a lil scary ngl but she’s soft and she’s scared to fight me. she is really mean to me but it’s ok cause i have fun flaming tf out of her. not sensitive which is actually cool. funny for a girl ig BUT STILL CAN’T MAKE ME LAUGH AHAHAHHA LOSERRRRR

wow alex is gay but she do be vibing doe

by professor asshat February 23, 2020

alex vass

A great guy who is loving can be your one and only. he can make many mistakes but tries his best to own up to it. he will do anything to make you happy. good at flirting but can get carried away and a great kisser.

im in love with alex vass

by trustmeitsthetruth June 22, 2022

Alex

A kid who dick rides jv football and band. 5’6 who wears the same north face outfits on repeat. if you ever see an alex, trip him, i would suggest spitting on him but he def likes that. make sure your bestfriends ugly bc he’ll most definitely get with them.

i just got dumped by Alex!?

“oh no that’s tragic”
bitch no tf it isn’t

by iloveborderbunnies!! October 11, 2023

The Alex

The Alex is when you go to a dance (preferably homecoming) in an outfit that is lackluster in style, not because your closet does not possess any type of better fit, but because your style is so horrendous. Upon arriving at said dance, you must also get your woman taken by a man who has been attempting to get people to call him a certain nickname for over a year.

“Bro I can’t believe I went to that dance and did The Alex. Justin, out of everybody?”

by FUCKKKKKA2 November 22, 2021

Alex

The insult Alex originated from the name of the biggest liar on earth. Alex is an insult to use when you know your friend is lying, out of their teeth for no reason. An example would be “I saw a crackhead steal two bags of weed from the tesco grocery isle”. You know that’s a fucking lie

Shut up alex

by Alex Rawlinson-Cook May 8, 2023