Ass-Monkey

1. One who exudes stupidity.
2. One who tries to be funny but fails miserably.

"The two people who submitted their versions of the definition before me (mojohojojomo and lee!) are a couple of reeeaaaalll ASS-MONKIES!!!"

by Bobo aka Bart Clocker the Fart Knocker March 24, 2004

tank ass

the ass of a person who's sole reason for existance is to be a life support systems for said ass.

by Anonymous February 19, 2003

Ass Lint

The lint stuck in your upper ass crack, from wearing various types of under garments.

This girl was giving me a rim job, and she licked out all of my ass lint.

by Drake Farmer May 19, 2007

dat ass

A positive vernacular expression used when one sees the buttocks of another,
((usually in a pic posted on an internet board))
Expressing delight and a possible suggestion of sexual interest.

Oh lawd.. dat ass

by Dirkzen February 26, 2009

ass baby

A very very large bowel movement

by Roderick October 16, 2003

Ass Bag

Childish insult, used when you want to insult a friend without actually hurting their feelings. After getting beaten on a video game, you may call yor friend an "Ass Bag!"

Frazer you are an ass bag!

by Adam Busby April 26, 2006

Ass Fuck

To fuck someone up the ass
to be screwed over

"i gave that bird tha ass fuking of her lifetime!"

"Dude im gunna be ass fucked if i dont get the muny for that ounce by noon!"

by true muther fuking player luv tha muff mac daddy February 23, 2005