by -yourgirl July 8, 2016
Get the butters mug.Used to command someone to be careful with a precious resource, especially to prevent their talents, positive traits, or advantages of any kind from going to waste or turning into something negative. We are all given a certain amount of butter for our bread, and the more we have, the harder it can be to secure. All it takes is one moment of carelessness, and that butter may slip off the bread and into the toaster as we are trying to use its residual heat to warm the butter to an optimal temperature in the post-toasting phase of toast preparation. The next thing we know, the toaster is giving off a noxious scent of burnt butter as a lingering reminder of the mistake we have made.
Girl, you best secure that butter! You have a lot going for you, but I'd hate for it to fall into the toaster and haunt you forever.
by tjjohn12 July 2, 2016
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by the best waterbuffalo ever June 26, 2016
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this is when you fuck your girl on her period, then do anal. her shit will be the consistency of peanut butter, and the period blood will act as the jelly. you then proceed to put your dick in between her breasts being the bread, and continue to fuck them until satisfied. you can then eat the sandwich you made, but its really your preference.
by yosemitesynonym June 17, 2016
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by Quinsar_73 May 24, 2016
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