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Urban dictionary neophyte 

An urban dictionary neophyte is Someone who has written a definition within the last 5 years. reminds millennials that the younger generation is the manifestation of Idiocracy. I’m just sincerely disappointed in the typos and overly self serious definitions that people give. Back in my day urban dictionary was spot on. But I guess that’s why they call it urban. It’s representative of the Times.

Urban Dictionary's content guidlines 

Please show me the Urban Dictionary's content guidlines.

Urban Dictionary Founders

People who are probably just wondering where they went wrong making this.
Urban Dictionary Founders: We aren't going to approve this defintion, are we? They can't even spell defintion.

Urban Dictionary is Written For You 

* Scrolls through Urban dictionary *
"Ugh, this sidebar is making it so I have to scroll forever. What's it even for?"
* Looks to the right *
"Urban Dictionary is Written for You."

urban dictionary user 

someone who still says "that's what she says"
they think everything has something to do with sex.
person 1: THATS WHAT SHE SAID!!!!11!!
person 2: *under breath* urban dictionary user.

Urban Dictionary Is Written By You 

bob: hey i cant read what are those letters highlighted in blue?
johnquivius: they say "Urban Dictionary Is Written By you" stoopid.