Alaska Ass

An ass as white as the Alaskan winter. A horrible tan line.

"I spent too much time at the beach, now I got Alaska Ass."

by Casey J October 29, 2007

Bitch Ass

Someone/something who is afraid to do something. A real pain in the ass. They don't like taking chances and to just go for it. People/things who swim up stream and can't just go with the flow.

"Quit being such a bitch ass and do it!"

"Ah man what a bitch ass!"

"My car is being a real bitch ass."

by amerika5889 October 1, 2009

fat ass

A fat bitch. So fat they cant even see their penis anymore. Someone who the opposite sex is ASHAMED to be seen with. A large corpulent person with sausage fingers and a fat mush face.

Mike: Did you see that vitale kid?

Art: Yea, he sure is a fat ass. Girls must laugh at that sucker.

by fdhitelbacher February 29, 2008

ass-hatchling

Donald Trump, as colorfully described by Harry Widdifield #widdifield2020

Oh look, the ass-hatchling in the Oval Office ordered a golden shower again.

by Foley dawg January 15, 2017

ass grease

The lingering stench left behind, after an individual doesn't shower for five days (or more), eats a lot of mexican food, and drinks excessively. Not even half a bottle of fabric refresher/air sanitizer will eliminate this stench.

I dare you to go in Lesley's room because it smells like ass grease. Good luck because you will most likely dry heave.

by Kate, Lesley, and Lydia October 3, 2005

ass sock

An absorbent sock inserted between the buttocks when experiencing severe diarrhoea. Traditionally used for nocturnal purposes when rectum control may accidentally lapse briefly. It may also be employed during the day when consciously attempting to pass wind but where one is unsure of resulting discharge.

I would have pissy shitted the bed if I didn't have my ass sock in.

by DrTim June 18, 2007

Ass Clown

It's when a girl with lots of make up is eating your ass while you are standing up and her mascara and lip stick leaves a mark on your ass that resembles a clown's face.

Man that chick from the bar with all the make up was tossing my salad last night and I woke up with an ass clown.

by KY KidXXX September 24, 2010