Freshman Facebook Syndrome

A condition exhibited by high school freshmen that add everyone in their school on Facebook with intent of appearing "popular" or friendly with upperclassmen. Commonly abbreviated as "FFS."

Senior 1: Dude, who is this random freshman that added me on Facebook?

Senior 2: I don't know, man! Some of these kids have come down with a real bad case of Freshman Facebook Syndrome!

Senior 1: Yeah, no shit! This kid is, like, 12 and he has 1528 friends!

by jrabB September 6, 2011

Baby cut syndrome

When your self harm doesn't seem valid since it isn't deep enough. (Slang)

Sarah: I cut myself yet I don't think that's a problem. I mean they aren't that deep!
Therapist: Looks like you've got baby cut syndrome

by Yipeers September 25, 2022

wandering bowel syndrome

A syndrome where you take a shit wherever you like.

Jenny has wandering bowel syndrome and shits wherever she likes.

by unknown69a January 29, 2014

Smash Mouth Syndrome

A mildly contagious disease that has a person compulsively singing all star just for the sake of memes. People suffering from smash mouth syndrome may also sing It because the can't get over how catchy "all star" is.

1: Why does he keep singing All Star? Isn't everyone tired of that song?
2: He has Smash Mouth Syndrome, just don't acknowledge him in any way.
1: but he's even doing the voic-
2: shhhhhhhhhhhhhh

3: why did you call it smash Mouth Syndrome if that's the only song the-
2: shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhrek

by TheCupIsHalfBowl March 28, 2017

Different Strokes Syndrome

A book, television show or movie which seemed to be awesome when seen as a child but turn out to be unbearably shitty as an adult.

1. I tried to watch Voltron the other day. What a terrible show! I can't believe we watched that shit back in the day. Talk about Different Strokes Syndrome.

2. Jonathan Livingston Seagull gave me a total "I'm special" hard-on when I was 13. Due to Different Strokes Syndrome, I couldn't make it through the first chapter as an adult.

by Robot Loves Zombie May 14, 2010

Shithausen Syndrome by Proxy

Shithausen syndrome by proxy (SSBP) is a mental health problem in which a DJ makes up or causes an illness or injury in a person under his or her care, such as a child, an elderly adult, or a munter. Shithausen syndrome by proxy is a form of abuse.

Is the DJ playing music? No its house. Shithausen syndrome by proxy

by Gavinna December 5, 2021

cyclic vomiting syndrome

(speaking from personal experience) the absolute worst disorder to ever have. lots of nausea, vomiting, dry heaving, hypersensitivity to light & sound, etc. during an episode. the only medication to stop an episode is Ativan. it's lesser known so doctors have a difficult time diagnosing. episodes can be triggered by almost anything, and triggers are different for everyone (hormones, anxiety, excitement, changing of seasons, certain smells or times of day, etc.). be prepared for lots of IVs and ER visits. also referred to as simply CVS. sometimes retching or heaving too aggressively can lead to tearing a hole in the lung and getting air trapped under the skin (also happened to me).

I had a cyclic vomiting syndrome episode last Friday and spent most of it in the ER.

Dude, I absolutely hate my stomach, this cyclic vomiting syndrome sucks.

by kepicket April 28, 2020