Royal Poop 

When trumpeting farts precedes the arrival of a bowel movement as in a royal procession.

friend: that was a lot of noise and fanfare in the bathroom.
you: yeah, i had a royal poop.
friend: what?!
you: i made a huge fart which sounded like trumpets announcing the arrival of my royal poop. HAHA!
friend: oh, sorry i asked >.<

Royal Poop by tripleneo January 23, 2013

man poop

a poop that takes longer than a woman's

Andrew is taking a man poop.

man poop by Nikkihour December 16, 2014

invisible poopie poop 

after sitting on the toilet and having a nice bowel movement
you get up to flush and see that nothing is in the toilet!!
you have just made an invisible poopie poop !!!!

did you just fart ??? i see poop dust !! no i just did
an invisible poopie poop

invisible poopie poop by NightWolf777 June 7, 2007

Oprah Poop 

A soft, wet, S-shaped poop. Oprah expressed her pleasure with these "healthy" poops on her show after a doctor talked about being properly hydrated and having a healthy colon.

I must be drinking enough water lately because today I had an awesome Oprah Poop.

Oprah Poop by futbolgirl24 May 8, 2005

youtube poop 

Random video clips from video games, tv shows, etc, mixed together and tons of earrape.

Character 1: WelcomeemocleW to youtube poop.
Character 2: What the FaF.
Character 1: *earrape*
Character 3: SHUSH THE FAF UPP.
Character 2: Holy shish.

youtube poop by A Silly Gentleman May 29, 2014

seagle poop 

slang for ejaculation. When a seagle poops, it is a white creamy mixture usually landing on the faces of young girls, thus comparing it to seman.

Steezy: hey bruh what you do last night?
James: mann i was at her house seagle poop 'n on mommas.

seagle poop by jj brown January 9, 2008

go poop in their cheerios

seeking vengeance on an individual that disturbs your duties by not doing their own job.

Rhaman neglected to get milk for everyone to be able to eat breakfast the next day, so Jordan decided to go poop in their cheerios

go poop in their cheerios by the pork puller August 24, 2011