what if you sucked my nuts

a term originally coined by hakita (creator of ultrakill) during a discord converstation
used when someone's theory is stupid (hence the, "what if")

Hakita: "mankind is fucking dead"
wheet: "ultrakill may as well take place *during* the events of doom for all we know the chronological order of things make sense"
Hakita: "no survivors"
"0"
"all dead"
wheet: "but what if !!!!"
Hakita: "what if you sucked my nuts"

by IDEFINEDTHATIDIDTHAT March 25, 2025

Suck gold medals

When a Man sucks another mans penis for pleasure

Brian likes to suck gold medals for fun.

by Johnsonthesonofjohn August 15, 2021

Suck

Deco 7 up

Suck with a hint of 7up

by Suck7809 November 25, 2024

Double suck maneuver

A.) When someone sucks so bad they suck twice

Matt sucks at sucking at life so bad that it is the double suck maneuver

by KrisdoubleEdee December 5, 2013

Cock-sucking competition

when people gather men's dicks and see who can suck their cocks bettwer

avery: ben, i need your dick for the Cock-sucking competition
ben: u better win or else i will rail you

by mr.dongsucker March 19, 2022

carnal dick suckings

A blowjob that makes you spit on a hoe’s while she demonically gawks

That nasty ass bitch had her long acrylics up my bootyhole while she continuously gave me some carnal dick suckings all nite. Shii man.

by HorndawgggAccent June 26, 2024

suck shack

An off grid hideaway to suck in peace doubling as an oasis just to simply be alone in.

Person 1: You be sucking him yet?
Person 2: Nah, but I be taking him up to the suck shack this weekend.

Person 1: I’m so fuckin sick of everyone’s shit.
Person 2: That’s why I never be leaving the suck shack.

by Jvw012 March 7, 2022