Scholarly gentle-douche 

A guy who appears to be a gentleman and a scholar, but is really a douchebag.

Girl 1: "So I was talking to this guy who seemed alright, but then just turned into a douchebag."
Boy 1: "Sounds like that guy was a scholarly gentle-douche."

Scholarly gentle-douche by Sokolebowski November 7, 2011

two seater douche canoe 

One who is filled so much with douche that it would fit inside a two seater canoe.

That kid is the biggest kind of jerk. One might call him a two seater douche canoe

two seater douche canoe by SwagBadger August 28, 2012

wonder years douche 

Someone that is very condescending, patronizing, straight up rude, etc.

That guy's being a real Wonder Years Douche!

wonder years douche by Hedley Lamarr 15 September 21, 2016

Croc-o-douche 

A person who just loves croc footwear. They are constantly talking about how comfortable they are their wide variety of uses.

My buddy is such a croc-o-Douche. He's always talking about his lame ass crocs.

Croc-o-douche by Cbd23 October 16, 2016

PDN (Pretentious Douche Nerd[s]) 

The guy everyone knows who believes he's more intelligent than he actually is. More condescending and judgemental than yo momma after you callin from jail needing bailed out. Spends most of his time playing league of legends in his parents basement and being rejected by tinder girls.

Lulz such a PDN (Pretentious Douche Nerds) , gtfo newb
Fat Larry hasn't gotten off his computer in 16 hours, I think he won't stop looking at hentai. He's really become a PDN!

PDN (Pretentious Douche Nerd[s]) by Harrybuuulllls February 2, 2018

dominic the douche

This is a complete correct definiton of Dominic Fox. He is in my class and hes a total douche bag. If you see a guy named Dominic tell him to go suck a fat one, or he will kiss you, boy or girl. He's gay and veeeery douchey.

Yo, there goes dominic the douche -guy
Ewww, hes such a molester.- girl.

dominic the douche by SaraQthePanda May 10, 2018

Duke of douche-baggary 

Noun. An individual who has conquered the art of being a douche bag. That individual now over sees a particular group, making sure those folks are always on the verge of punching him in the throat.

If the duke of douche-baggary doesn’t quit calling me a “Whacker” , I’m going to stop doing his job and making him look good on fire calls.

Duke of douche-baggary by Bigbrotherthuner August 13, 2018