brown chicken, brown cow 

the two dirtiest animals on the farm

What are the two dirtiest animals on the farm?

BROWN CHICKEN, BROWN COW!
bow chicka wow wow

brown chicken, brown cow by ohiwentthere November 6, 2011

brown lips 

A description for a person after giving a rimjob.

"Maggie's got some brown lips after last night."

brown lips by Eascen September 25, 2005

Brown Owl 

Evil One. Uses charitable work and trumpet playing as a facade for wickedness.

Don't trust her - I heard she's a brown owl

Brown Owl by wilsdawg June 28, 2007

Brown Beard 

It is an awesome combo starting with a blumpkin and the finishing it off with a salty pirate.

Last night I gave that chick from the club a mean brown beard. The weird thing is, she loved it!

Brown Beard by KevinDaKing August 27, 2007

Brown Crown

When someone sticks their finger in his or her anus and then wipes it around the crown of your head.

Ugh, that stripper just gave me a glaucoma test, then a brown crown.

Brown Crown by Leon the smurf October 8, 2007

Brown Bag 

The act of unzipping one's bean bag, and taking a dump in it... then zipping it back up for the next unsuspecting user.

D: "I just brown bagged my roomates bean bag while he was showering."
L: "Dude thats raw!"
D: "I can't wait for movie night tonight!"

*later that night during movie night*

K: "Oh you guys are asses!"

Brown Bag by Fenchfckr October 18, 2009

Brown Fairy 

Coined by Steampunks who have had a bad trip after drinking Absinthe, usually resulting in the appearance of a man and woman telling them they are doing Steampunk wrong and are not historically accurate. If your Brown Fairy lasts longer than 4 hours, rush yourself to the nearest Apothecary or you shall surely develop the Rumble-Taint.

Guys, don't go to room 307, their Absinthe is giving off a wicked bad Brown Fairy!

Brown Fairy by Baron Von Lahey November 28, 2010