Once a bastion of waterfront snobs and power-hungry professionals with seemingly endless streams of income from unknown yet "legal" sources, SP is now just a normal town. The Pasadena and Glen Burnie children of the 80s developed zip code envy (“son, one day you will make your father proud and purchase a landlocked rancher on B&A Blvd”) and have proven to the state that gentrification can actually work in reverse. Sure, lacrosse is still the official religion, but when was the last time SPHS was able to compete with Landon, Georgetown Prep, or any other high school that houses the sons of men who actually know how to manipulate the stock market? One undeniable trait: SP will always have the water. The Severn's plush waterways will never fail to dazzle, but that is only until you see the hordes of power boats (with the “Dena-bred-Dena-raised” bumper sticker messily scratched off the stern) parked in each driveway, which violate neighborhood restrictive covenants put in place by former residents who could afford to park their boats in marinas. Seeing the writing on the wall, “old-tyme” residents have fled their homes faster than Baltimore whites left Charm City in the 60s and moved on to greener pastures in the Carolinas and Lewes, DE. Sorry, Pasadena ex-pats: it appears your pre-determined fate as consistent under-achievers was sealed long ago when you donned that Pasadena Chargers football helmet. Maybe in 2 generations your progeny will finally be able to reach second-best.
You live in Severna Park? That's cool bro. What was it like growing up in Pasadena?
Oh your kids go to Severna Park Elementary too? Better start saving for college now. We just opened up a savings account at M&T and and call it the "Salisbury-or-bust fund."
Oh your kids go to Severna Park Elementary too? Better start saving for college now. We just opened up a savings account at M&T and and call it the "Salisbury-or-bust fund."
by iSpeetHotFyre January 29, 2025
Get the Severna Parkmug. 
This is a town that naturally has white people. It has a population of over 40,000 but only has 5 black people.
by alex0803 February 16, 2020
Get the severna parkmug. Highland Park or "Park Cities" is a place within Dallas, TX. As someone who grew up there and graduated HPHS a Cross-country star + Drill team Belle (B/C being an HP Cheerleader = slut) I can honestly say that everything the "haters" say is true, EXCEPT: Everyone IS supremely educated. Even the "airhead" Moms are SUPREMELY educated. The Dads of HP wouldn't marry anything less. (This isn't FRISCO for heaven's sake.) Parents. Students. Everyone is VERY educated and MOST know better than to act "out-of-sorts" or against their bloodline, but alcohol and ABSENT parenting is a real problem and it causes even the most educated to act VERY low-brow. If they don't get chartered off to rehab by Senior year, they usually end up throwing the best parties, bc again, their parents are never around...so.
"Haters" get your facts straight, because unfortunately, THAT false assumption discredited your whole "take-down". Sorry.
"Haters" get your facts straight, because unfortunately, THAT false assumption discredited your whole "take-down". Sorry.
Person: Where'd you grow-up?
Me: Highland Park.
Person: Oh, you a rich girl. Huh?
Me: Yes.
Person: I'll be right back with your change. Thanks for dining with us.
Me: Highland Park.
Person: Oh, you a rich girl. Huh?
Me: Yes.
Person: I'll be right back with your change. Thanks for dining with us.
by LaDiDahhhh October 2, 2021
Get the Highland Parkmug. by Yesthatsrightfool June 14, 2024
Get the Car park girlmug. A group of human beings averaging from age 14-21 who spend a majority of their time in the grassy much loved refuge of glebe park in canberras concrete center.
Most common time for the glebe park kids to inhabit this area, would be a friday night when social activites such as drinking, smoking and hating on the government and the world, take place. Its a place where people from thier schools or families who have been mistreated misrepresented and misheard or rejected flee to to find similar humans to talk with.
glebe park kids are much hated amongst the community for thier rebelious and illegal behaviour. A lot of time is spent causing anarchy in near by areas.
A glebe park kid is someone who hangs out there for more than an hour a time minimum 3 days a week.
(formely known as the goon bag kids from the 'silver pillow' in the city center)
Most common time for the glebe park kids to inhabit this area, would be a friday night when social activites such as drinking, smoking and hating on the government and the world, take place. Its a place where people from thier schools or families who have been mistreated misrepresented and misheard or rejected flee to to find similar humans to talk with.
glebe park kids are much hated amongst the community for thier rebelious and illegal behaviour. A lot of time is spent causing anarchy in near by areas.
A glebe park kid is someone who hangs out there for more than an hour a time minimum 3 days a week.
(formely known as the goon bag kids from the 'silver pillow' in the city center)
kid 1:im going to glebe to hang out.
kid 2(glebe outsider):omg your such a glebe kid
police:we have reports of underage drinking again.
police2: lets go , was it those glebe park kids again?
kid 2(glebe outsider):omg your such a glebe kid
police:we have reports of underage drinking again.
police2: lets go , was it those glebe park kids again?
by TME-xgpk June 6, 2011
Get the glebe park kidsmug. A shit school, 2 bold nonces, skets that get their pics leaked, rumours, fights that get gassed but they pussy out, over 1/10, the teachers per gets praised the rest are students or safety hazards, drugs go in nd out of the gates, so bad, ask girls from park for nudes and they’ll send
by unknown2trappy November 29, 2020
Get the Park High Schoolmug.