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Exclusionary Douche Bag Rule

This rule states that mega douche bags can be excluded from other rules like the golden rule (treat others the way you want to be treated) and other rules rearguarding common kindness because of there douche bag status.
Matt: Wow Steven is such a creepy sketchy cum bucket.
Billy: Hey! that's not nice, you cant say that! You should treat others the way you want to be treated.
Matt: No Billy its ok, since Steven is a bonafide douche bag he is excluded from that rule.
Billy: O' yeah I forgot all about the exclusionary douche bag rule, and yeah I know Steven is total cum bucket.
by The Wrench October 21, 2012
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5 minute rule

The amount of time it takes to know if you’ll toss someone’s salad after meeting them
I would totally toss her salad… the 5 minute rule
by RensssRulesss January 22, 2022
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Rule 2

Discreet method of letting someone know not to be a dickhead.
Gerald: Yo, why her lips look like a batty hole
Honest Northern Man: Rule 2 mate, that’s my girl
by Man Like Gerald June 4, 2018
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Dea rule

Any opinion that comes from the mind of a league player is to be immediately discarded
Dani : League is better than any game u play!!!!
Dea: According to the dea rule its not
by HunterBG0 June 12, 2023
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Sock rule

The sock rule IS NOT REAL. You are gay if you do something gay. Just because you are wearing some comfy socks doesn't mean that you can't do anything gay!
Dillon: I just railed a dude.
Corey: Wait but isn't that gay tho?
Dillon: Nah man it's ok because I had socks on.
Corey: Bro stfu the socks rule isn't real.
Dillon: But the sock rule says that you can't be gay if you have socks on.
Corey: Fake news.
by Soggiest_biscuit April 19, 2023
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The Rule of Barron

A rule that gives children the right to be free from bullying because of the actions of their relatives.
"That's breaking The Rule of Barron, you can't diss a kid because of his relatives."
by Mr.Boo Fancy Pants January 24, 2017
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