Rule 2

Rule #2: Your bass player is a useless cunt.

I can't really think of any way to use Rule 2 in a sentence, I'm sorry.

by totally not foraict November 04, 2017

Exclusionary Douche Bag Rule

This rule states that mega douche bags can be excluded from other rules like the golden rule (treat others the way you want to be treated) and other rules rearguarding common kindness because of there douche bag status.

Matt: Wow Steven is such a creepy sketchy cum bucket.
Billy: Hey! that's not nice, you cant say that! You should treat others the way you want to be treated.
Matt: No Billy its ok, since Steven is a bonafide douche bag he is excluded from that rule.
Billy: O' yeah I forgot all about the exclusionary douche bag rule, and yeah I know Steven is total cum bucket.

by The Wrench May 13, 2012

Exception to rule 34

The only exception to rule 34 is rule 34 itself

What is the exception to rule 34?
Rule 34

by atavoid November 27, 2020

Kaiman Rule

The Rule on the Internet that states that original artists are allowed to post their work (one per artist) to anyone complaining about a “lack of originality in art these days”. Named after Redd Kaiman who used this tactic to promote Antimatter Penguin.

I complained about the new music come out, and some dude posted his mixtape. I listened to it for one minute, cause of the Kaiman Rule.

by PsySlop June 09, 2025

Massachusetts rules

A type of street fighting style to where both opponents take off everything but their shoes socks and underwear. To show no hidden weapons and dominance to any onlookers.

Guy1- yo bro you split my beer.

Guy2- ok so what.... you want to go.
Guy1- f**king bet dude, Massachusetts rules?
Guy2- bet my guy, let's go

by Droptimus_rime October 09, 2022

Incest Rule

The Incest Rule, also known as Rule 999, requires you to have sex with your close relatives at any time possible.

"My cousin is coming over tomorrow."
"The Incest Rule?"
"You're dead to me."

by AnonLollipop August 17, 2016

Five Eight Rule

The Five Eight Rule is a rule in relationships between expatriates and locals of a host country. An expat or local who is considered a "5s" by their own home dating market is viewed as "8s" by the opposite party. Often, the rule applies to both parties. Each one perceive the other as an "8", but they are both, in reality, "5s" in their own home dating market.

Person 1: I don't know how Josh landed that Asian girl. She seems way out of his league. He's a 5 at best.

Person 2: Five Eight Rule, dude.

by matcha snorter September 22, 2022