Jacked up

to get drunk on Jack Daniels whiskey

Tonight I'm gonna get all jacked up!

by mandie15 January 16, 2009

Boot Jack

It's where you stick your dick in a boot and jack off then wait until the unsuspecting character sticks their foot in the pile of semen.

I went to the boot store and did a Boot Jack in all the boots.

by Jack N. Dick December 10, 2006

jack in the box

A man with a inverted penis or a women with a engorged clitoris.

your moms got a really big clit, i think she's got a jack in the box

went down too 138th st, looking too find myself some heterosexual intercourse "man on women love", wound up with a jack in the box. SURPRISE!!!

by Fisty McCramminhands July 6, 2007

jacking off

A reciprocating (often involuntary) motion of a hand around a peanus resulting in a spluttering of a gooey substance from the orifice of the above mentioned peanus. Often, the peanus belongs to the hand but not always. If unobstructed, the travelled distance of the substance varies directly as the pleasure the owner of the peanus will experience.

Yesterday I jacked off (regular verb!) on a girl sleeping next to me in the train and I polluted her forearm with my sperm! I was very proud of myself!

by maldoror June 23, 2004

jack hammering

When having anal sex with a constipated woman, the man uses his erect penis to chip away the compacted fecal matter until full penetration is achieved, using a motion like that of a jackhammer.

Man, I gotta find a new girl. Everytime I go to fuck her in the ass, I spend half the night jack hammering!

by Mity J October 23, 2006

union jack

In England, evidence that England continues to consider itself the ruler of, rather than a member of a union with, Scotland and the North of Ireland, never mind Wales (which is not represented at all). In Scotland, evidence of a persistent insult (the English St. George Cross is superimposed on the Scottish St. Andrews Cross). In the Republic of Ireland, an astonishing testimony to English arrogance, given the insistence of the English on not changing the flag after 1922 to reflect the fact that Ireland threw the English out.

"The Union Jack shows that England would still like to conquer the world"

by diddley who July 27, 2007

jack off

to use your hand or an instrument to stimulate the male genitalia, ultimately resulting in an orgasm.

It helps to think about kinky sex trysts with five-year-old boys when jacking off. You will cum quicker.

by GuidoPosse69 February 5, 2005