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The old J&D

when you happen upon a girl that has the clap and is also on her period; you must defecate in/around her vagina, proceed to have sex with her, ejaculate inside of her, then finish off by eating what you have just created.
guy 1: "i saw your ex at the bar the other night and i couldn't believe when her drunk sleazy ass wanted me to give her the old J&D"
guy 2: "filthy bitch!"
guy 1: "word."
by the goddamn champion April 10, 2010
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S A Mean D

1) First used in Cross Country meaning Suck A Mean Dick. . .

2) Used in conversation to get a girl to go away. Often associated with a commanding tone.

3) The A can be substituted for the letter of a guy or girl's name. This is used to invite a girl or guy to hook up.
1) Oh go S A Mean D!

2) You dumbass, go s a mean d.

3) S N(ick's) Mean D
by Jen June 27, 2004
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Franklin D. Roosevelt

32nd president of the United States of America and a total dipshit motherfucker who cheated on his wife, undermined the judicial branch of the Federal government (via court packing), broke the 2 terms per president norm (they made a law after this making it effectively impossible), ruthlessly undermined the opposition blaming them for the worst economic crisis in US History (the Great Depression), pushed an economic recovery plan that ended up crashing the economy again (New Deal), needed a global war to prevent his entire administration from being another shit stain on history.
“Hey you know that guy who tried to completely destroy the Checks and Balances system of American Democracy?”

“Oh yeah Franklin D. Roosevelt”
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Y. A. S. A. D.

Ethan called me a Y. A. S. A. D. today!
by Fall-Øut-Panic! May 27, 2017
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Patrol 5'd

When something or someone has gone lost or cannot be found.
The invitation must have patrol 5'd on its way to you.

John didn't make the flight. He got patrol 5'd
by boerseun89 January 10, 2022
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D I B

DIB is an acronym for Do It Buddy
Lindsey has a new D I B!
by Veronica Brokenberry December 22, 2014
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D(hey)ie

Die (hey), used for telling people to die in Roblox without getting censored
by Rikeyana February 26, 2021
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