cock whiskers

The appallingly unconvincing and unsubtle 'wear' marks industrially made on high street jeans either side of the fly area, to give the illusion that the person wearing them either:

1) Does something more strenuous with their life than mope about the mall all day and wank over radio friendly garage rock bands.

Or

2) Buys their clothes from charity shops because they're so 'core, but actually can't conceive the idea of leaving the mall.

So called, funnily enough, because the lines resemble whiskers either side of the person's cock.

"Heyyyy, duuuuude, you like my new jeans?"

"Mate, they've got cock whiskers and look like you sat in bleach. What are you even doing?"

"Ohhh... I'll wear my ones with paint on them then. So hot right now..."

by bmr May 18, 2004

stealth cock

a very sneaky cock with sly fox like abilities and possible nija powers

Matt: the stealth cock strikes again
lafanda: o baby i knew sumthin felt good in my tight butthole

by john stealth jr. June 20, 2009

cock it up

To screw something up so majorly that it is analogous to the ill-fated Gamer's Edge.

Wow, way to cock it up like Gamer's Edge.

by artVandelay37 January 9, 2011

Cock Swap

In the event of a cock block where one male cock blocks another male, the blocking male may attempt to steal the opposing male's target and swap the blocked cock with his.
This is usually done out of spite of the blocked male.

Charlie: I totally cock blocked Michael the other day.

Kevin: You should have gone further and cock swapped him.

Charlie: Yeah I should have.......... And... I SHALL!

by lazersintime January 12, 2011

cock shovel

wen ur about to have anal with a girl but her ass is fullof shit so u use ur cock to shovel it out

Joanne should consider wipin her ass i had to give her a real cock shovel last night

by fucker freddy January 11, 2009

cock block

preventing a hot chick from hooking up with a man on a one night stand by making an ass of yourself

a job usually taken by she-beasts and grenades

by Da Nastee One May 7, 2004

cock punch

This is obviously when you stuff a rooster in a blender, turn the blender on high, and wait for your delicious beverage.

Dude, you want to pour me some Cock Punch?

by Taco Sanchez August 4, 2006