cum flustered 

When you get poured on with a load of cum all over your body.

Kratos: i went over to Nicky's house and believe it or not i like got soooo cum flustered by Tony.

Shadez: really, cause i dont care you dirtymuthafuka.

Nicky: not this story again...

cum flustered by Shadez-inc. March 24, 2010

cum festerer

a person who produces rancid jizz.

oh my god Kelly, i was sucking Ryans helm the other day and he jaffed up in my mouth, what a cum festerer!! he tasted rotten!!

cum festerer by smitey August 2, 2011

cum on the floor 

Quickly standing up prior too ejaculation due to a lack of tissues and/or socks to cum on.
Abbreviation COTF

"oyyyy brah, couldn't find mi cum rags so I COTF so hard it broke the floor boards."
"couldn't find mi tissues so I had to cum on the floor."

cum on the floor by Swag lord 24/7 x 11 November 3, 2014

Cum-Balloon 

When someone gets filled up with so much cum they turn into a balloon

Damn, Josh fucked his girl so hard last night he turned her into a Cum-Balloon!

Cum-Balloon by Monkey and Stoney May 16, 2016

cum-face 

To describe a pale or an albino person.

"Hey cum-face!"
"Yes?"

cum-face by DawMAD5 March 22, 2017

Cum Tongue 

Having a particularly dry mouth, especially whilst smoking. Also known as cotton mouth.

After I ripped that bong, I had a nasty case of Cum Tongue.

Cum Tongue by Zob OG June 14, 2011

Cum dump 

Usually referred to a guy named Joe or JoJo...

He calls himself JoJo but that Joe is nothing more then a cum dump

Cum dump by Wickedlywild May 11, 2019